box of Thai food out of her fridge—well, Camille’s fridge—did a quick sniff test, and deemed it edible.
“Trust me,” Emma said, pulling a plate out of the cupboard. “He was serious.”
“But why?” Julie wailed. “You guys have always been so civil about your dirty, dirty past.”
“Sure, if by civil, you mean barely speaking, ” Emma replied, licking pad Thai off her thumb as she put the leftovers into the microwave.
“So what changed? He just decided to be a jerk all of a sudden?”
“I dunno,” Emma said, taking off her earring and then shifting her phone to the other ear so she could remove the second one. “Maybe it was a power trip thing?”
Even as she said it, it felt wrong. That didn’t seem like Cassidy. The man knew he was in charge. Always had. He didn’t require other people’s acquiescence to get a power rush.
“I hope you smashed his balls when he told you. No. Lit them on fire.”
“Yes, because that’s totally something I would do,” Emma said, grabbing a fork to stir her pad Thai. “Light a man’s testicles on fire.”
“Not just any man, Em. We’re talking the man who left you at the altar and now wants you to write about it.”
Emma didn’t respond right away, and Julie pounced. “That is how it went down, right? He left you at the altar? You never talk about it, but we’ve tried to put the pieces together. . . .”
Emma went to the fridge for some wine. She needed it. “I was left standing in a white dress on my wedding day, yes,” she finally replied.
She could practically hear Julie’s eyes narrowing.
“Why do I get the sense there’s more to this story?” Julie asked.
“There’s always more to the story.”
Julie sighed. “But you’re not going to tell me, are you?”
Emma bit her lip. She sometimes felt a little guilty that her friends had turned Cassidy into the villain in their failed relationship. The guy deserved some of the blame, for sure, but he wasn’t quite the villain that she’d let her friends believe.
Emma herself had played a part in their explosive ending.
A big part.
“It’s so not as juicy as it is in your head,” Emma said, taking the plate out of the microwave. It was steaming like crazy so she set it aside to let it cool.
“Fine. But if you didn’t light his balls on fire, did you yell? Or at least raise your voice a little ?”
“Couldn’t,” Emma said, swirling her wine. “It was over email.”
Julie was silent for several seconds. “He told you your next assignment over email? Why? He met with the rest of us in person. That coward .”
“To be fair, we avoid each other whenever possible,” Emma said. “It’s mutual.”
Still, it had been a pretty shitty way to get the news.
And this made two story ideas in a row that Emma had no control over. First the stupid blind date piece mandated by Camille, and now Cassidy suggesting she write about ex-boyfriends.
He’d claimed that it had been awhile since Stiletto had captured the ex factor. Which was probably true. Emma couldn’t remember reading anything about exes in Stiletto for at least the past year or so.
Even still, Emma had itched to point out that any of the other columnists could have covered it.
But she hadn’t. Partially because it’s what he’d expect her to do. But mostly because it would likely be Riley, Julie, or Grace who would take the story if she didn’t. All three of whom were in the blissful, in-love stages of their relationship. Dealing with exes was a messy business that might put their current happiness at risk.
Emma wouldn’t wish that upon her worst enemies, much less her best friends.
“So you’re going to do it?” Julie asked. “Seriously?”
Emma swirled her wine. “The thing is, Jules . . . he had sort of a pretty good idea. Since it’s the December issue, he suggested doing a ‘Twelve Days of Exes’sort of thing. You know, for twelve days, reach out to an ex-boyfriend and . . . I don’t know? Get
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