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rapid exit.
    Felix Sr. heard
Felix Jr. apologising for not telling her his ‘Dad’ was
visiting.
    But Felix Sr.
was having a sudden realisation of his own. It wasn’t a brazen
floozy, it was Holly! Well…
    He had
forgotten1987 was at the height of their romance. Not long before
he blew it by copping off with Cherry.
    And he had the
chance to change all of that with his ‘fatherly’ advice.
    Could he?
Should he?
    “Holly did have
great tits,” Felix smiled.
    He definitely
thought he rather liked being back in 1987, after all.

Chapter 19.
(Cocktails & Dildos)

    Back in present
day Holly and Cherry were cementing their blossoming sisterhood by
having a spa day over at Holly’s house.
    They were doing
all the things girls love to do together: sipping cocktails in
glasses the size of goldfish bowls, painting each other’s toenails
in a rainbow of colours and having creamy facials; though not the
kind they were usually accustomed to.
    Suddenly Holly
had a brainwave. This did happen occasionally, much like an
eclipse.
    “Why don’t we
bleach our anuses?” she proposed.
    Cherry went
into Holly’s bedroom to get the special anal whitening lotion and
was distracted by quite the masterpiece on her mantelpiece. A 9
inch dildo!
    Bringing it out
back into the lounger with her, she gasped in amazement: “Oh my
God! What’s this?”
    The bubbles in
the cocktail were going to her head and Holly burst out
laughing.
    Cherry almost
we t herself, particularly when Holly admitted she’d had a plaster
cast made of Felix’s cock and his ashes concealed in the ‘ornament’
as she described it, so she could feel close to him.
    Cherry didn’t
know whether to laugh or cry! So she did both!
    “There’s
something I should probably tell you,” Cherry said.
    “You’re really
a man?” Holly asked, her left eyebrow dancing the snake.
    Cherry slapped
her.
    “I’m being
serious, you evil cow.”
    Holly tried to
wipe the wicked grin off her face and got a handful of cracking
perfumed mud.
    It was hard to
be serious with matching mud masks on, but she gave it her best
shot.
    “I followed
Rhino the other day, after the funeral,” Cherry revealed.
    “He met that
cheap harlot from that crap band.”
    Holly looked on
inquisitively.
    Cherry could
have basically been describing just about any pop star from the
80s!
    “Jade Astley,”
she pronounced.
    Holly had
another sip of her cocktail and burped.
    “No accounting
for taste,” she sighed.
    But Cherry
wasn’t taking it quite so lightly.
    “They were
hiding behind a tree and whispering.”
    “Someone call
the police!” Holly declared.
    “Holly!” Cherry
yelled.
    Holly pushed
Cherry and they started laughing again and rolled around on the
floor.
    Later that
evening when Holly had passed out after having her 9 th goldfish bowl, Cherry tucked her into bed, before sneaking out of
the house.
    She hailed a
taxi to Rhino’s place.
    It was 9
o’clock at night, the lights were off and it didn’t look like
anybody was at home.
    Cherry rang the
doorbell just to make sure, before checking under the azalea pot
plant in the porch and found a spare key.
    She snuck
inside to eerie dark silence – it was an old house and quite spooky
- then thought she heard a noise in the basement.
    She unlatched
the basement door - couldn’t find a light switch so used the torch
app on her smartphone – and climbed down the stairs slowly.
    “Is anyone
there?” she shouted.
    When she
reached the bottom of the stairs she was shocked by what she
saw.
    A real live sex
dungeon.
    Leather gimp
masks, hand cuffs, chains and dildo’s that made Holly’s precious
Felix memorial seem positively miniscule in comparison.
    Then she saw a
cage in a dark corner.
    As she
approached it with great trepidation, she realised someone was
actually inside it.
    It was Rhino
Zagreb! The real Rhino Zagreb! The Rhino Zagreb with spellbound
amnesia!
    Of course
Cherry knew none of this.
    He looked
scruffy and had grown a sudden