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retract or at least change your complaint to class 1 so it can be dealt with internally. Do not send a F26-B to head office.
     
    I have no idea what is going on between you two but I would appreciate it if you would sort this nonsense out between yourselves in future without creating more paperwork for me.
     
    Jennifer
     
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    From: David Thorne
    Date: Monday 21 November 2011 2.02pm
    To: Jennifer Haines
    Subject: Re: Re: Simon's repressed memories
     
    Dear Jen,
     
    Thank you for your understanding. What happened is indeed completely unbelievable but through the support of those around me I hope to make it through this difficult time. I am not a victim; I am a survivor.
     
    As a long time advocate of education over discipline, and accepting partial responsibility for what occurred as I was wearing nice pants that day and had used Herbal Essence's 'Hello Hydration' 2-in-1 Hawaiian coconut & orchid moisturising shampoo and conditioner that morning, I agree to your request and will amend the complaint to class 1 following Simon's completion of the TWE course. I also accept your position on wasting company resources through misuse of the F26-A form for matters that would be better dealt with through discussion over a friendly pint at the pub.
     
    I have taken fifty dollars from petty cash and will ask Simon if he wants to have a drink after work.
     
    Regards, David.
     
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    From: David Thorne
    Date: Monday 21 November 2011 2.14pm
    To: Simon Dempsey
    Subject: ndezvous
     
    Dear Simon,
     
    I'm going for a drink after work if you'd care to join me. Your shout.
     
    Regards, David.
     
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    From: Simon Dempsey
    Date: Monday 21 November 2011 2.37pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: ndezvous
     
    No thanks dickhead.
     
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    From: Jennifer Haines
    Date: Monday 21 November 2011 3.56pm
    To: Simon Dempsey
    CC: David Thorne
    Subject: Appointment with John from TWE
     
    Hello Simon,
     
    Due to a Section 3.2 of the Employee Workplace Agreement, when certain accusations are made against co-workers the company is required under workplace compliance laws to provide reasonable steps to resolve the matter.
     
    As part of this agreement, which you signed, you are required under company policy to complete a government certified course. Taking the course does not mean you have sexually harassed anyone.
     
    I have made an appointment with John Bryant from TWE for you to undertake this course at 11.30am next Wednesday.
    It should only take around 2 hours to complete the course with a half hour break in between for lunch.
     
    Additionally, I would appreciate if you and David could discuss and sort out any further issues without resorting to filing out an F26-A as I'm sure all of us have better things to do with our time than deal with this nonsense.
     
    Thank you, Jennifer
     
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    From: Simon Dempsey
    Date: Monday 21 November 2011 4.25pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: No Subject
     
    You fucking liar.
     
     

 

     

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Ten reasons I probably shouldn’t be alive: camping
     
    I have never been a massive fan of camping. I enjoy the interesting bits of it like lighting fires, pitching tents and paddling in kayaks, but the bits where you sit around on fold up chairs inbetween the interesting bits without access to television or a computer are boring. I have comfy chairs at home and a Keurig and pizza delivery and when I get bored I can argue on forums about things I couldn’t care less about or take a hot shower. 
     
    I realise the media has perpetuated the myth that all Australian’s enjoy the outback and that we all own big knives, wear dungeree shorts, and wrestle crocodiles, but this is not