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KNOCK, KNOCK!
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aida.
    Aida who?
    Aida big pizza, and now I’m full.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bustle.
    Bustle who?
    Bustle be picking you up for school.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Carmen.
    Carmen who?
    Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Discus.
    Discus who?
    Discus it with me and then I’ll tell you.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eiffel.
    Eiffel who?
    Eiffel good. I had a great night’s sleep.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Fido.
    Fido who?
    Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gibbon.
    Gibbon who?
    Gibbon me a break.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hedda.
    Hedda who?
    My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jimmy.
    Jimmy who?
    Jimmy your key, so I can open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kenya.
    Kenya who?
    Kenya open the door? It’s cold, and I’m hungry.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lois.
    Lois who?
    Lois man on the totem pole.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Madison.
    Madison who?
    Madison is what doctors give you when you are sick.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah anybody who will open the door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive to hear new knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Panther.
    Panther who?
    Panther all dirty from playing in the mud.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Q-tip.
    Q-tip who?
    Q-tip me off on how to get you to open the door?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ray.
    Ray who?
    No, it’s hoo-ray!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Saul.
    Saul who?
    Saul these jokes are too much for me.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tibet.
    Tibet who?
    You know, Tibet way to get in is to use your key.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Upton.
    Upton who?
    Upton now, I’ve enjoyed telling knock-knock jokes.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Vanna.
    Vanna who?
    Vanna make something of it?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wafer.
    Wafer who?
    Wafer a long time, but now I’m back.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Xylophone.
    Xylophone who?
    Xylophone you when I get home.

WHO’S THERE?
    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Argo.
    Argo who?
    Argo down to the store for some candy.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Betty.
    Betty who?
    Betty gets sore knuckles from all that knocking.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Chess.
    Chess who?
    Chess open the door and let me in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dumbbell.
    Dumbbell who?
    Dumbbell wouldn’t work, so I had to knock.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Eileen.
    Eileen who?
    Eileen on a crutch because I broke my foot.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ferris.
    Ferris who?
    Ferris fair, so let me in!.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Gladys.
    Gladys who?
    Gladys not snowing.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hank.
    Hank who?
    You’re welcome.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Icon.
    Icon who?
    Icon hardly wait for you to open the door.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jamaica.
    Jamaica who?
    Jamaica new knock-knock joke?

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Kansas.
    Kansas who?
    Kansas what you put soda pop in.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lattice.
    Lattice who?
    Lattice have a good time laughing together.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Major.
    Major who?
    Major ask, didn’t I!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norway.
    Norway who?
    Norway am I going to stand outside in the cold.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olga.
    Olga who?
    Olga play with my friends.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Paradise.
    Paradise who?
    Paradise is what you roll when you play Monopoly.

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Q-tip.
    Q-tip who?
    If Q-tip over a glass of milk, you’ll make a mess.

    Knock,