KNOCK, KNOCK!
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida big pizza, and now Iâm full.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Bustle.
Bustle who?
Bustle be picking you up for school.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Discus.
Discus who?
Discus it with me and then Iâll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel good. I had a great nightâs sleep.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Gibbon.
Gibbon who?
Gibbon me a break.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy your key, so I can open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door? Itâs cold, and Iâm hungry.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Lois.
Lois who?
Lois man on the totem pole.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Madison.
Madison who?
Madison is what doctors give you when you are sick.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah anybody who will open the door?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to hear new knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther all dirty from playing in the mud.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Q-tip.
Q-tip who?
Q-tip me off on how to get you to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Ray.
Ray who?
No, itâs hoo-ray!
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul these jokes are too much for me.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Tibet.
Tibet who?
You know, Tibet way to get in is to use your key.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Upton.
Upton who?
Upton now, Iâve enjoyed telling knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Vanna.
Vanna who?
Vanna make something of it?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Wafer.
Wafer who?
Wafer a long time, but now Iâm back.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Xylophone.
Xylophone who?
Xylophone you when I get home.
WHOâS THERE?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Argo.
Argo who?
Argo down to the store for some candy.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Betty.
Betty who?
Betty gets sore knuckles from all that knocking.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess open the door and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell wouldnât work, so I had to knock.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on a crutch because I broke my foot.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Ferris.
Ferris who?
Ferris fair, so let me in!.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not snowing.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Youâre welcome.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon hardly wait for you to open the door.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica new knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Kansas.
Kansas who?
Kansas what you put soda pop in.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Lattice.
Lattice who?
Lattice have a good time laughing together.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Major.
Major who?
Major ask, didnât I!
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I going to stand outside in the cold.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Olga.
Olga who?
Olga play with my friends.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Paradise.
Paradise who?
Paradise is what you roll when you play Monopoly.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Q-tip.
Q-tip who?
If Q-tip over a glass of milk, youâll make a mess.
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