guess?
Bob
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Hello
Bob!
I did not want to lose good relations with my friends in a travel company. I have already informed you, how you can help me. You can have a way to any branch Western Union. I have made all for this purpose. If you will not help me, I shall be compelled to give in parts 1300 euro to my friends within several months. I think now that you play with me?
Yours Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: OH COME ON ALEX, DONâT BE LIKE THAT!
Alex,
What kind of weirdo would spend all this time emailing you if they were not serious? I have the money to send to the Western Union in Vladivostok but what is the point in sending you money when you are suggesting that I am some sort of joker? I have even bought you a present, it was supposed to be surprise, but maybe if you see it then you will understand that I am serious.
Yours in hope,
Bob x
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I am sorry
My dear Bob!
I am sorry for behaviour. I am very tired⦠I very much want to be with you. You should understand, that for me it is very difficult to accept again the man. But you have very much liked me, I do not hide it. And now I shall be very glad, if our meeting with you will take place. I wait for concrete actions. I am very much intrigued with a gift which you have prepared me?
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: READY?
Alex,
Ok, apology accepted. Are you ready to see your present?
Bob x
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Yes!
Yes, certainly, I am ready to see my present:))
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: HERE WE GO! HEâS CALLED CHAMPION!
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I like it
My dear Bob!
Your gift has very much liked me, very originally. Still anybody similar in life did not give anything to me. Now about our affairs. I very much hope, that today you will make that for a long time promised me . . . to Western Union! I expect your answerâ¦
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: NOT LONG NOW!
Alex,
I am so excited that you like your present. I was going to Carnoustie on the bus the other day when I spotted Champion in a field. âAye, ayeâ, I thought, âWhatâs going on over there then?â So I got off the bus and went to have a good look at the blighter.
Now, Alex, just about every household in Carnoustie owns at least one ostrich 13 but for some reason the farmer hadnât shifted Champion. The next thing you know weâd shaken hands on me to take Champion off his hands for £150, eight jazz mags and the spice rack I won in the bowling club Christmas raffle.
So tomorrow Iâm going to get up, have a quick bite to eat at Stewpotâs Bar and a couple of liveners, then nip up to Carnoustie on the bus and pick up Champion. Then Iâll come back here, tie him up in the garden and race round to the Post Office to send the cash. Are you looking forward to seeing me and Champion?
Also, do you have any idea what I should feed Champion? Would he eat chips?
Bob x
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Let us resolve this today now
Send the money as the most important part of your travels tomorrow. Certainly, I very much wait happily for our meeting. It will be better, if to my arrival the Champion will be little bit hungry then I could feed him:) Chips? He loves chips? I never saw ostriches earlier, it is very interesting to me:))
Now I wait from you for the information on a remittance that I could continue the preparation to be with you and Champion.
Alex
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