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Authors: Bob Servant
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pickyou up. Heâll do it for jazz mags. Oh, what a wonderful day that will be!
When the bank opens I am going to ask for the money for your visa. To hell with the cost!
Love,
Bob
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Visa
Hello Bob,
Once again the information on how you should send the money â
1. Name of the addressee: Alexandra
2. Surname of the addressee: Dadashov
3. City and country of the addressee: Vladivostok, Russia
I hope, that you can make it in the nearest hour because our banks work only up to 3 PM.
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: THE HEAT IS ON
Alex,
I have had a terrible day. This morning, Don Cabbage turned up and said I owed him money so he was going to live in my house for a while. I have had to cook for him and pour him drinks and all he does is laugh and ruffle my hair really hard. Don has one thing he does called âThe Angry Doveâ. He twists his hands together and kind of waggles them like wings and says âOh, oh, the doveâs getting angryâ and then attacks you with the dove. Well, not the dove, with his hands. He punches you in the face, basically, with the doveâs wings. Well, theyâre not the doveâs wings. Theyâre his fists.
What should I do Alex? I am scared and frightened and it seems like my whole world is collapsing onto my knees and shins. Sometimes I wish I had never got involved with Don Cabbage and a life of crime for the last couple of years. Yes, itâs given me a lot, but it has also taken away a lot and now Don Cabbage is living here, in my house.
Please write back soon. I am too scared to check the email when he is around but whenever he naps I will sneak over and check.
Bob
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: We have no time for this!
My darling Bob! I was bothered with this. I lose time, money and patience. The question on my reception of the visa is solved tomorrow. If you will not send me money our meeting will be unreal because the embassy will not give me the visa. Really for you it is difficult to understand it? If for you money not a problem why you cannot make it now or tomorrow? To me has bothered to waste time, money and my reputation. You still have time and we can be together.
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: I AM TRYING MY BEST FOR GODâS SAKE
Alex,
I am trying my darling but it is very hard for me with Don Cabbage being in the house all the time. He is a very scary man. I have some money here, around £5,000 but I do not want him to know I have this money do you see? Once he leaves I can go and send it to you from the Post Office.
Earlier, Don Cabbage went to the bathroom and I went to look in his room. He has some bad things in there Alex, including an axe and some really big potatoes that I think he uses as missiles. I am very scared Alex, what should I do? As soon as he leaves I can send you the £5,000. Please write back and please understand, I love you but my life is in danger from Don Cabbage,
Bob xx
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: We have not much time
Darling Bob
I know you are scared but I am already tired to wait for hours with you of a meeting. You must be quick,
Alex
From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: WONDERFUL NEWS
Alex,
I have some fantastic news. Don Cabbage has left! He said that someone in Lochee owed him £15 for some jazz mags and he went off to get him. He says that if I keep my nose clean then heâll leave me alone for a while. Thank God for that!
So weâre back on track! I have the money here to make our dreams come true! How quickly could you be here? I have a surprise for you. I have bought something that I think you will like. I will give you a clue. You need to feed it. Can you
When the bank opens I am going to ask for the money for your visa. To hell with the cost!
Love,
Bob
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Visa
Hello Bob,
Once again the information on how you should send the money â
1. Name of the addressee: Alexandra
2. Surname of the addressee: Dadashov
3. City and country of the addressee: Vladivostok, Russia
I hope, that you can make it in the nearest hour because our banks work only up to 3 PM.
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: THE HEAT IS ON
Alex,
I have had a terrible day. This morning, Don Cabbage turned up and said I owed him money so he was going to live in my house for a while. I have had to cook for him and pour him drinks and all he does is laugh and ruffle my hair really hard. Don has one thing he does called âThe Angry Doveâ. He twists his hands together and kind of waggles them like wings and says âOh, oh, the doveâs getting angryâ and then attacks you with the dove. Well, not the dove, with his hands. He punches you in the face, basically, with the doveâs wings. Well, theyâre not the doveâs wings. Theyâre his fists.
What should I do Alex? I am scared and frightened and it seems like my whole world is collapsing onto my knees and shins. Sometimes I wish I had never got involved with Don Cabbage and a life of crime for the last couple of years. Yes, itâs given me a lot, but it has also taken away a lot and now Don Cabbage is living here, in my house.
Please write back soon. I am too scared to check the email when he is around but whenever he naps I will sneak over and check.
Bob
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: We have no time for this!
My darling Bob! I was bothered with this. I lose time, money and patience. The question on my reception of the visa is solved tomorrow. If you will not send me money our meeting will be unreal because the embassy will not give me the visa. Really for you it is difficult to understand it? If for you money not a problem why you cannot make it now or tomorrow? To me has bothered to waste time, money and my reputation. You still have time and we can be together.
Alex
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From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: I AM TRYING MY BEST FOR GODâS SAKE
Alex,
I am trying my darling but it is very hard for me with Don Cabbage being in the house all the time. He is a very scary man. I have some money here, around £5,000 but I do not want him to know I have this money do you see? Once he leaves I can go and send it to you from the Post Office.
Earlier, Don Cabbage went to the bathroom and I went to look in his room. He has some bad things in there Alex, including an axe and some really big potatoes that I think he uses as missiles. I am very scared Alex, what should I do? As soon as he leaves I can send you the £5,000. Please write back and please understand, I love you but my life is in danger from Don Cabbage,
Bob xx
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From: Alexandra
To: Bob Servant
Subject: We have not much time
Darling Bob
I know you are scared but I am already tired to wait for hours with you of a meeting. You must be quick,
Alex
From: Bob Servant
To: Alexandra
Subject: WONDERFUL NEWS
Alex,
I have some fantastic news. Don Cabbage has left! He said that someone in Lochee owed him £15 for some jazz mags and he went off to get him. He says that if I keep my nose clean then heâll leave me alone for a while. Thank God for that!
So weâre back on track! I have the money here to make our dreams come true! How quickly could you be here? I have a surprise for you. I have bought something that I think you will like. I will give you a clue. You need to feed it. Can you
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