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is a creamy ivory so smooth and silky it makes one’s fingers itch to touch it.
    Mine included and I ’m totally hetero.
    Al ’s chest expanded in my hands right before he sighed heavily. Apparently Chihuahuas were not immune either.
    A wide black leather belt encircled her waist. In its center a large red stone glittered.
    Her pants matched her top in material and color. Four inch spikes peeked out from under the cuffs and clicked over my floor.
    In mortifying contrast, I was nearly positive my dirty brown curls had decided upon their own sense of direction a good three hours ago. My green t-shirt had wrinkled to the point where most of the wrinkles looked to be permanent.
    I hadn’t bothered with a belt. None of them wanted to fit anymore and I’d worn my jeans for the last three days straight.
    Translated: they had stretched enough to be almost comfortable.
    My biker ’s boots haven’t been clean since the day I bought them.
    It amazes me we ’re best friends. Any day now I expect my envy to take over and sabotage our relationship. Thankfully it would have to battle my deep and totally unconditional love for her.
    Love trumps envy any minute of the day in my book.
    “I had nothing to do with the body, Morgan.”
    She arched one perfect scarlet brow.
    “She’s tellin’ the truth. The body was dumped before we got here.”
    “ Oh.”
    Drat them. Did they have to sound so disappointed?
    Two dead bodies in one month certainly exceeded my personal quota.
    “ Did she touch it?” Now they were speaking as if I wasn’t even around. Sitting in the middle of my own office.
    “ She used her wand to move the flag. More so she wouldn’t have to touch the blood than worryin’ about trace,” Al said.
    Concern over the possibilit y that I might somehow leave behind traceable evidence versus my natural witchy horror over blood and a dead body should have been forefront in my brain?
    I considered my circumstances, the current dead body and the one from just a few weeks ago.
    Yes. It should have been. Damn it.
    “ Can we re-focus here?” I glared at them both. “I’d simply like to get rid of the body before any cops show up, arrest me and throw away the key.” I checked my watch. “Preferably with enough time left over so I can get ready for my date.”
    Morgan and Al both sighed, but followed me outside.
    “You have a date with Ash tonight?” Morgan walked in a complete circle around the body. Al growled.
    “ Uh-huh.’ I smoothed his fur back down. “In an hour and a half.”
    Morgan toed the senator ’s left foot. “No problem.”
    “ Speaking of dates, how did yours go last night?”
    Morgan actually smoothed back her hair at my question. I ’m sure it was a totally subconscious gesture on her part, but, Sweet Glinda, it shocked me.
    Pure excitement shimmered in her eme rald eyes. We’ve been friends for nearly three years now and I can count on one hand how many times I’ve seen such heady emotion in those eyes.
    Zilch.
    Mischief, boredom, the occasional snicker and once in a great - and too-long-between - while a full on belly laugh. But excitement? After nearly fifteen hundred years of living?
    “ We started off in Paris, had a lovely bottle of aged A-negative. Then we took a walk along the cliffs in Aberdeen. The wind started to pick up a bit and I’d had my hair done before the date so we left and went to London to see The Taming of the Shrew.” She sighed. “The one we saw was actually better than the original.”
    Considering Morgan ’s age, the original probably took place during Shakespearian times. More than likely directed by the great bard himself.
    She ’d had her hair done? I re-visited her up-do. For a date? Al butted my chin closed with his head. It dropped back open.
    Morgan had a major crush going on.
    And where the hell was Aberdeen?
    “ We got back just before you called.”
    Ah. Time zone differences. Got it.
    “Sounds like a great time.” Ash and I would probably hit the