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confronted by the Toll-Lord
a 10/10.
    “BASTARD! ARE YOU READY TO PAY FOR WHAT
YOU'VE DONE?!” the Toll-Lord screams into the face of the
black-armored spear user, voice easily audible to the five from the
other side of the bridge. The group can hear the faint sound of the
armored figure's voice, but not well enough to make out what he is
saying; everyone, that is, with the exception of IMRM, who clearly
hears the figure say: “I've finished my business, and now I am
crossing back. That's all, – but if ya' want me to splatte’ y’blood
over this bridge again, you're free to try killin' me again. Who
knows, maybe this time you'll be as lucky as y’brother.” IMRM does
not let the others know of the armored figure's words, as he sees
no truly tactical reason to do so; he is far more interested in
observing than interacting, though he will do the latter if it is
required of him. “YOU LITTLE PRICK! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS
BLASTED BACK TO YOUR RETARD DIMENSION!” the bear-sized man yells in
the armored man's face. In the next moment the Toll-Lord ranges
back his fist, about the size of a normal man's head, in order to
smash the quiet man's face in a single blow but, as UDGD expected,
the other man will not tolerate such treatment.
    In what seems like a flash of
lightning, the sound of bloodletting can be heard as the two dash
into one-another. The blood of the Toll-Lord sprays all over the
knight, adding another layer to the crimson-brown coloration of the
armor’s plating. The Toll-Master stumbles a moment, curses under
his breath, and falls flat on the bridge. The armored man, seeing
his fight is won, lowers his spear and continues his trek across
the bridge.
    Just barely, a smirk can be seen on
UDGD's face, though it is short lived and disappears just as
quickly as it began.
    “Pffft, what a scroob noob. I could've
killed that guy in half the time,” Mr. Honkers criticizes, crossing
his arms and turning to the side in a huff of pride. UDGD was about
to chastise Mr. Honkers for his stupidity, but by this time the
armored-figure has finished crossing the bridge. The Grim Axeman
stares with mindless, chaotic anger as he beholds the crimson
knight passing by. UDGD would like to challenge this guy sometime,
but as a general rule he doesn't start fights, he finishes
them.
    “GOOD JOB BEATING UP THAT GUY, GUY!”
SISY yells right next to the armored-figure. The Unknown Man does
not answer, but instead just continues walking down the
road.
    UDGD is shocked, this guy is way
manlier than a man could possibly be. He must be on a completely
different level, on his level! This armored guy is no simple guy,
he's a badass! UDGD will have to develop an entirely new rating
system, but for now, this guy is an 11/10 in manliness.
    The knight walks on, and the group
turns to one-another.
    “THAT GUY WAS A TOTAL STOIC-BADASS!”
SISY exclaims with a manly grin. Mr. Honkers scoffs.
    “Pffft! Now look here, you dweeb. I
know it's cute and all to make people happy by classifying them as
different 'kinds' of manly, but the reality is that there is only
one kind of manly, and he is a total dweeb in comparison to me,”
the short, chocolate colored man asserts with a shrug. SISY turns
his head to Mr. Honkers, and smiles.
    “So, you're saying that you're the
manliest guy around, eh?” SISY says, calming down, only to be riled
up again very soon.
    “Was that not obvious from the moment
you met me?”
    “Heh, yeah, of course. So I bet you'd
also say that the manlier someone is, the better they are at
fighting?”
    “Well, of course!”
    A grin brims across SISY's face,
hearing Mr. Honkers express his stupid levels of
confidence.
    “SO I BET YOU'D SAY THAT YOU'RE THE
MANLIEST PERSON HERE, EH?” SISY exclaims in his usual, far-more
violently-minded manner.
    UDGD quietly places his hand on his
sheathed weapon, DTO casually reaches into his cloak, and IMRM, who
was walking across the bridge over to the wounded man, stops in