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just–received checks into one of J.C.’s three bank accounts in the Avalon Bank branch, also on the lobby level, having first forged J.C. Taylor on each check, a skill he had picked up in no time.
If everything he did didn’t happen to be breaking some law or another — mail fraud, misuse of bulk rate, identity theft of the endorsements, plagiarism, sale of inappropriate material to minors, on and on — all of this activity would be very like a job. But it was better than a job. It was a world, a world he’d always believed had to exist somewhere, but hadn’t known how to find. So it had found him.
When he had assembled his fake job resume out on Long Island, he’d thought he was being brilliant, and in a way he was, though not in the manner he’d thought.
No wonder J.C. had caught on so immediately. When Judson, with his eyes freshly opened, studied J.C. Taylor’s businesses, she had done exactly the same thing for references. The police chiefs and district attorneys who’d endorsed the detective course, all dead or retired or otherwise unavailable. And the same for the music publishers, disc jockeys, and songwriters boosting Super Star, and likewise the psychiatrists, “medical professionals,” and marriage counselors urging the purchase of Intertherapeutic’s book of dirty pictures. (Was that J.C. herself in some of those pictures? Couldn’t be.)
Ultimately, though, what made the routine in office 712 of the Avalon State Bank tower so much better than an actual job was that the job hadn’t existed until he’d come along. J.C. had planned to shut down all three of these operations and had changed her mind only when she’d seen his brilliant résumé — seen through his brilliant resume, in a New York minute — and realized he was the perfect person to pick up the torch.
He would not fail her. She has faith in me as a con artist and a crook, he told himself, and I will not let her down.
At just after ten in the morning on the second day of his illicit employment, he was at his desk, busy with labels and Pitney Bowes, when the hall door opened. This was the first such occurrence, but he’d already been told what to say in such a circumstance — J.C. Taylor isn’t here, did you make an appointment, leave your name, go away — so he was already opening his mouth before the door was fully open, but then it turned out to be the man improbably called Tiny, who was presumably J.C.’s boyfriend, though the word had never seemed more inadequate.
“Oh, hello,” Judson said, since his mouth was open anyway.
“That’s a better getup, kid,” Tiny said, closing the door and waving a hand at Judson’s polo shirt and slacks, which were, in fact, a much better getup than the costume he’d worn while job hunting.
“Thank you,” Judson said, pleased. “Am I supposed to tell J.C. you’re here?”
“I’ll tell her myself.” Tiny seemed to consider for a minute, then said, “You got a credit card?”
Surprised, Judson said, “Sure. A couple.”
“One will do. This afternoon, rent a car. A full–size one, you know?”
“For you, you mean.”
“That’s right. Two o’clock, meet me at Lex and Seventy–second, northwest corner. When you get your credit card bill, I’ll pay you back in cash.”
“Oh, sure. No problem.”
“Don’t be too trusting, kid,” Tiny advised him. “I’ll square your absence with Josey. Two o’clock.”
“Seventy–second and Lex. I’ll be there.”
“So will I,” Tiny said, and advanced into the inner office, closing the door behind himself.
Whatever it is that’s happening, Judson thought, I’m getting in deeper. The thought made him smile.
Chapter 13
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Silent as the tomb. When Dortmunder and Kelp walked into the O.J. a little before two that afternoon, even the floor didn’t creak. There seemed to be fewer regulars than usual, huddled together at the left end of the bar, as silent and miserable as kittens in a sack with
If everything he did didn’t happen to be breaking some law or another — mail fraud, misuse of bulk rate, identity theft of the endorsements, plagiarism, sale of inappropriate material to minors, on and on — all of this activity would be very like a job. But it was better than a job. It was a world, a world he’d always believed had to exist somewhere, but hadn’t known how to find. So it had found him.
When he had assembled his fake job resume out on Long Island, he’d thought he was being brilliant, and in a way he was, though not in the manner he’d thought.
No wonder J.C. had caught on so immediately. When Judson, with his eyes freshly opened, studied J.C. Taylor’s businesses, she had done exactly the same thing for references. The police chiefs and district attorneys who’d endorsed the detective course, all dead or retired or otherwise unavailable. And the same for the music publishers, disc jockeys, and songwriters boosting Super Star, and likewise the psychiatrists, “medical professionals,” and marriage counselors urging the purchase of Intertherapeutic’s book of dirty pictures. (Was that J.C. herself in some of those pictures? Couldn’t be.)
Ultimately, though, what made the routine in office 712 of the Avalon State Bank tower so much better than an actual job was that the job hadn’t existed until he’d come along. J.C. had planned to shut down all three of these operations and had changed her mind only when she’d seen his brilliant résumé — seen through his brilliant resume, in a New York minute — and realized he was the perfect person to pick up the torch.
He would not fail her. She has faith in me as a con artist and a crook, he told himself, and I will not let her down.
At just after ten in the morning on the second day of his illicit employment, he was at his desk, busy with labels and Pitney Bowes, when the hall door opened. This was the first such occurrence, but he’d already been told what to say in such a circumstance — J.C. Taylor isn’t here, did you make an appointment, leave your name, go away — so he was already opening his mouth before the door was fully open, but then it turned out to be the man improbably called Tiny, who was presumably J.C.’s boyfriend, though the word had never seemed more inadequate.
“Oh, hello,” Judson said, since his mouth was open anyway.
“That’s a better getup, kid,” Tiny said, closing the door and waving a hand at Judson’s polo shirt and slacks, which were, in fact, a much better getup than the costume he’d worn while job hunting.
“Thank you,” Judson said, pleased. “Am I supposed to tell J.C. you’re here?”
“I’ll tell her myself.” Tiny seemed to consider for a minute, then said, “You got a credit card?”
Surprised, Judson said, “Sure. A couple.”
“One will do. This afternoon, rent a car. A full–size one, you know?”
“For you, you mean.”
“That’s right. Two o’clock, meet me at Lex and Seventy–second, northwest corner. When you get your credit card bill, I’ll pay you back in cash.”
“Oh, sure. No problem.”
“Don’t be too trusting, kid,” Tiny advised him. “I’ll square your absence with Josey. Two o’clock.”
“Seventy–second and Lex. I’ll be there.”
“So will I,” Tiny said, and advanced into the inner office, closing the door behind himself.
Whatever it is that’s happening, Judson thought, I’m getting in deeper. The thought made him smile.
Chapter 13
----
Silent as the tomb. When Dortmunder and Kelp walked into the O.J. a little before two that afternoon, even the floor didn’t creak. There seemed to be fewer regulars than usual, huddled together at the left end of the bar, as silent and miserable as kittens in a sack with
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