loves getting UPS packages from Auntie Stacy. I need some advice. And who better to get some advice from than a man himself. So that’s why I have a date with Steve Harvey’s number one New York Times bestselling book Act Like A Lady Think Like A Man. It’s a Friday afternoon and I have absolutely nothing to do so I guess I’ll read . **** I’ve just finished reading Chapter twelve and I must admit this book is very interesting. I just can’t put it down. “ Strong independent and Lonely women, hmmm.... sounds interesting !” I say aloud as I scan the title of chapter thirteen. I then glance at my vibrating cellular that’s buzzing on the ottoman. It’s Lena. “Hey girl” “Hi Lena” “How are you and how’s Layla?” “I’m great and Layla is not here she went down to Alabama she’ll be back in a few weeks” Oh, who’s Layla? How could I forget to mention her! Layla is my baby sister. She’s two years younger than me. And she’s been living with me since she was diagnosed with HIV almost three years ago. She moved in with our parents shortly after her diagnosis and they acted as though if she were to simply look at them to long she could infect them. That’s when I stepped in and insisted that she relocate to Chicago. When someone that’s very close to you contracts HIV it opens your eyes and makes you realize how careless you may have been. You also realize that the Aids/HIV epidemic has nobody’s name on it and that it can happen to anyone. “So how was it? Lena asks. “Was it good? “Was what good?” “Kelvin, I thought you were going to give him some” “Girl please! If it was good I would have called you by now” I say. “It was horrible.” “What was so horrible about it? Let me guess he’s a two pumps and he’s done kind of brother?” “Honey I didn’t give his ass the chance to come. My pinky put his penis to shame” Lena’s laughing. “Well as many men that you’ve cut loose, you shouldn’t mind downsizing by now.” She jokes. “You could’ve at least given him the chance to show you what he could do with his little toddler penis.” “I’ll tell you what he can’t do.” I said. “He can’t satisfy me and that’s why I sent his behind home.” “Now, that’s just cold Stacy” “It wasn’t cold in my opinion. You haven’t dealt with his bragging behind only to find out that it was all bullshit. All that bragging he did saying things like I’m going to give it to you so good you’re never going to want me to leave. And I haven’t even told you the weird the part!” “Which is what?” “The first turn off was the fact that when he rubbed his feet against my leg I didn’t know if he was trying to start a barn fire are seduce me. His feet felt like rocks scraping against my skin and then when I kneeled down to hand him his clothes I noticed that his ass was wearing some leopard thongs. First of all, what real man wears thongs? And leopard printed ones at that! Girl you know that definitely turned me off” “Girl, no he did not have on a pair of thongs.” Lena says in between laughs. “I don’t blame you I would’ve given his ass the boot too. But you’ve got to realize that sex is not everything. You’ll let a perfectly good man get away because he wasn’t blessed with a dick the size of a horse. It’s not a man’s fault that he’s not working with anything. You act as though a man can walk into the convenience store and say to the cashier…Yeah let me have a box of magnum condemns and a big dick too . ” Lena giggles. “It’s not my fault either. And I didn’t say he has to have a dick the size of a horse, but I do want to feel it. Sex is a very essential factor in maintaining a healthy relationship. Hell, in my opinion it’s the damn foundation. If a man can’t satisfy his woman that’s a recipe for disaster because she’s going to be tempted to cheat during their entire relationship.” “Helfa, sex is not