33%.
âPodiatrists normally recommend âairplane aerobicsâ to help circulationâincluding help for swelling feet.â (From The Odd Body: Mysteries of Our Weird and Wonderful Bodies Explained , by Dr. Stephen Juan)
STORMâS A-BREWINâ
Q: Why do clouds darken to a very deep gray just before itâs about to rain or prior to a heavy thunderstorm?
A: âClouds normally appear white when the light which strikes them is scattered by the small ice or water particles from which they are composed. However, as the size of these ice and water particles increasesâas it does just before clouds begin to deposit rainâthis scattering of light is increasingly replaced by absorption. As a result, much less light reaches the observer on the ground below and the clouds look darker.â (From The Last Word 2 , edited by Mick OâHare)
MY HEART GOES BOOM!
Q: If nitroglycerin is an explosive, why donât people who take nitroglycerin for heart conditions explode?
A: âWe all know that nitroglycerin is a highly explosive compound. Itâs a volatile chemical cocktail combining carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, and oxygen. âNitroâ taken in pill form helps heart patients by acting directly on the wall of the blood vessels. It dilates the vessels, which both increases the blood supply to the heart and reduces the work of the heart by reducing blood pressure.
âBut according to Dr. Thomas Robertson, chief of the cardiac diseases branch of the U.S. National Institutes of Health, the amount of ânitroâ in heart medications is too small to cause any possible danger of a patient explodingâeven if the patient overdosed a little and jumped up and down.â (From The Odd Body: Mysteries of Our Weird and Wonderful Bodies Explained , by Dr. Stephen Juan)
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.
âItalian proverb
Q: How did cranberries get their name?â¦
FREE PORK WITH HOUSE
Have you ever been stuck in the bathroom with nothing to read? (Our greatest fear.) Try flipping through the classifieds to look for ones like these.
FREE
Beautiful 6-month-old kitten, playful, friendly, very affectionate OR⦠Handsome 32-year-old husbandâpersonable, funny, good job, but hates cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Come see both and decide which youâd like.
Free! 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3-Bedroom, 2-bath home
German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOR SALE
1-man, 7-woman hot tub, $850
Amana Washer Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Cows, Calves never bred⦠also 1 gay bull for sale.
Tickle Me Elmo , still in box, comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 5l, Auto, Excellent Condition $6800
Georgia Peaches California Grownâ89¢ lb.
Fully cooked boneless smoked manâ$2.09 lb.
Kelloggâs Pot Tarts : $1.99 Box
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springsâ$175
Used tombstone , perfect for someone named Homer Hendelbergenheinzel. One only.
For Sale: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man)â$50
Turkey for sale : Partially eaten, eight days old, drumsticks still intact. $23 obo
MISCELLANEOUS
Have Viagra . Need woman, any woman between 18 & 80.
Shakespeareâs Pizzaâ Free Chopsticks
Hummels âLargest selection. âIf itâs in stock, we have it!â
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Youâll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
Hairobért : If we canât make you look goodâ¦You ugly!
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
â¦A: From crane berry âthey grow on a stalk that looks like a craneâs neck.
LUCKY FINDS
Ever found something really valuable? Itâs one of the best feelings in the world. Hereâs an installment of a regular Bathroom Reader feature.
H ONEST STAN
The Find: $20,000
Where It Was Found: In a drawer
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Abbie Roads
Westerhof Patricia
Aubrey Parr
Amanda Meredith
Rowan Coleman
A.L. Bridges
Eve Bunting, Josée Masse
B.B. Cantwell
Leslie North
Susan Mallery