hands are hugeâlike someone took a cookie cutter to a baked ham. âIâm a member of the silent majority.â A chatty little bastard, nevertheless, he is, though I chooseâwiselyânot to mention this.
âListen, boss, I am a professional writer. Whatâs this all about? I have little time for one of Nixonâs stooges. I can talk to the old man himself, any time I wish to,â I say, and I believe it.
âYou think weâre insane, but weâre not. Itâs that gang on the other side, the Democrats. You and all those long-haired intellectuals are thinking of voting for them, and you donât even know who youâre voting for yetââ
âThatâs the democratic process. Weâve come a long way since ward heelers and the animated dead shambling toward the ballot box.â
âSo you think!â Mac says, his voice shrill again. âSo you think! But youâve read the Berkeley Barb , youâve checked out the East Village Other . The Reds have it right, but backward. They think both major parties are the tool of capitalâindustrial capital for the Democrats, and finance capital, well, thatâs supposed to be us.â
Mac waves his hot-dog fingers at the diner. I notice for the first time that it has cleared out. Fear squeezes my heart. My bus is gone. Even the vending machines are unplugged. My sandwich has turned stale and green. For Godâs sake, how long have I been sitting here talking to this madman? I wish for a moment that the rest stop had a jukebox and that the jukebox had Bob Dylanâs âBallad of a Thin Manââone of my all-time favoritesâbecause something is happening here, but I donât know what it is, do I, Dr. Lono?
âBut,â he continues, âyou already know we serve another Master. You were very adept at figuring that out. What you donât get, my friend, is who the Democrats serve.â
âOh yeah, whoâd that be?â
âMoloch!â Mac shouts. I think heâs about to break into a recitation of âHowlââhad the world shifted so far to the left that even that angry old poem was being repurposed for the Nixon campaign? But no, Mac has something more Biblical in mind. âYou have lifted up the shrine of Moloch and the star of your god Rephan, the idols you made to worship,â he says. âItâs all in the Good Book, and I donât mean The Naked and the Dead . You know the Nam was always Kennedyâs war, and that rat bastard from Texas who had him killedââ
âWhoa, whoa, LBJ killedââ
Mac waves my words away. I find myself unable to speak. Juju, bad juju, swims in the air. âFor whom do children die in fire? For Moloch. And you shall not let any of your seed pass through Moloch; neither shall you profane the name of your God: I am the Lord.â
âWait, wait, who is the Lord in your equation? Youâre not making sense, man. And whatâs this about LBJ? He had Kennedy killed?â
Mac leans forward. âAnd had sex with the bullet wound while the corpse was still fresh.â
I find my voice. Itâs a proud American voice. âThatâs obscene. Granted, Iâve known Kentuckians and Puerto Ricans who would do such a thing, butââ
Mac shrugs. âHe needed some way to occupy himself onboard Air Force One while they were sitting around at Love Field Airport in Dallas.â
The sugar shaker is still in reach if I need it. I debate reaching for my Moleskine. Itâs in the kit bag, along with my other weapons, but Iâm afraid that if I did, Mac would lunge forward and suck the eyeballs out of my head. Instead, I repeat everything back to him, trying hard to get it down in my own mind. âSo Kennedy started the Vietnam War as a child sacrifice to the hungry goat god of the Phoenicians, and you Republicans are just a bunch of happy Quakers looking to reclaim America for
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