the Secret Race of six-fingered Cannocks. Is that what I should lead with, then? Write it up and tell the world?â
âIt ainât what you think,â Mac says. âThis ainât what you think at all. This is no scoop, Lono. This is a warning. Stay out of our business, chum, and we wonât have to cork you. The old man likes you; heâs been following your career since the back pages of El Sportivo . Heâs a fan.â
âIf heâs a fan, then he should know that I donât cotton to threats. Not from anyone, least of all some brain-damaged mutant half-wit from the foothills of New England.â
Mac leans in close. âWell, sir,â he says in a whisper, a whisper of paper sliding against paper, âif itâll make you feel better, you can put a bullet in my head. Reach into your bag and pull out your gun. I know you must have one in there. Youâve been glancing at it since we started speaking. Go ahead. Kill me. Work your aggressions out and whatnot. Itâs all fine and dandy with me. A new world awaits, for thee as well as me. Ia, ia Cthulhu fhtagn , ainât that what all the kids are saying? Well, whoâre you going to believe, me or them?â
âMaybe Iâll just sit over here and wait for the next bus,â I say.
âHere.â He slides a brown paper bag across the table. âMaybe these will keep you company while you wait.â
I pick up the bag and peek inside. There are three dried mushrooms, milk-white, porous things run through with tiny black spots. I am not adverse to the psychoactive effects of psilocybin and psilocin, but these are the strangest mushrooms Iâve ever seen. They appear unwholesome.
âWhat are these?â I sniff the mouth of the bag.
âCome now, Lono. Your reputation precedes you. Surely, youâve done shrooms before.â
âIâm being set up, arenât I? For whom do you really work, you swine?â
âIâve already told you. Consider this a parting gift. One last gentle kiss before the beating to come. These fungi come all the way from Yuggoth.â
âWhere?â Iâve traveled all around the world, but Iâve never heard of this place. Itâs a strange name, Yuggoth. Could be Asian or Slavic or Hebrew, and yet, it sounds like none of them, nor any other language I can think of.
âYuggoth. Itâs where the best shrooms come from. I read in your interview with Playboy that you like mushrooms.â
âI do,â I say, seeing no reason to deny it. âMescaline and mushrooms are a genuine high. Theyâre clean and interior, as all psychedelics are. Things like speed just give you a motor high. They donât clean out your brain pipes the way some good psychedelics do.â
âWell, then, enjoy these with our compliments.â
âThey donât look right. How do I know they arenât poisonous, you swine?â
âYou donât. But really, do we ever?â
He has a point, but Iâm not about to admit that to him.
âSo, whatâs it going to be, Lono? Are you going to beat me to death? Kill me with your bare hands? Or are you going to take the ride?â
âI already bought the ticket.â
Somewhere, someone flicks a switch and the lights go off. I presume my coffee and sandwich are now free. Laughing yet again, Mac grabs the sugar silo and clonks himself over his own head with it. A babyish tap, but his left temple opens right up in the brightest NTSC red, just like a Saturday-morning wrestler. Head wounds bleed a lot, but Iâve never seen anything like what pours from his. He smiles at me under his new mask of crimson, flashing teeth that seem just a bit too large, and I decide Iâll find a hotel. I grab the bag of mushrooms almost as an afterthought, and then beat feet right out of there. Mac doesnât follow me, but his hooting, piping laughter does.
âMoloch!â he shouts after me.
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