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warning system to stop your
enemies sneaking up on you. Get some tin cans. Punch
a hole in the bottom of each one (get a grown-up
to do this if you are a wuss, or ask someone in the
army who will blast lots of holes in your cans with
a machine gun), then tie them together with fishing
line (or your dad's shoe laces) and hide them near
your den. Your enemies will get tangled up in the
cans, making a terrible racket. You will then be able
to counter-attack. Or run away.
4. Have a really rubbish den that no-body would
want to invade or destroy. You could put little pink
curtains up in it and have a dolly tea service laid
out.
5. Build a dummy den a little way off from your
real den. Your enemies will then destroy the pretend
den and run off, whooping like baboons. You can then
laugh at them for being silly fools, idiots, nincompoops,
baboons, etc., etc.
6.. Run away. Sometimes, if you are
heavily outnumbered, or if your enemies
are big and hairy, running away is a
perfectly good plan and not even a bit cowardly.
7. Get a vicious guard dog, such as the one in
another brilliant Bare Bum Gang story: The Bare
Bum Gang Battle the Dogsnatchers. He is called
Rude Word because his name is a rude word I'm not
allowed to say.
8. Cover your den in a cloak of invisibility.
Admittedly, this only works in books with wizards in
them, but if you are in one of those books, then it
is a good plan.
9. Find a mad scientist who will help you to
develop a special ray that skellifies your enemies
(see number 2 above).
10. I can't think of any more tips, which is very
annoying as ten is a nice round number, and I was
told I could have a pound for every one I thought
up. Can you help me out?
It all started when
Jennifer Eccles said
she wanted to be in
our gang. Until
then we were just
called the Gang . . .
Meet Ludo, Noah, Jamie and Phillip –
THE BARE BUM GANG!
The gang's new name is bad enough,
but things are about to get much worse.
Their number one enemies have challenged
them to a football match, and the prize at
stake is the gang den. And guess what –
THEY'RE ALL COMPLETELY RUBBISH
AT FOOTBALL!
How can they save the den? How can
they get back their pride?
Find out in the first
Bare Bum Gang adventure!
978-1-862-30386-7
Ludo, Noah, Jamie,
Phillip and Jennifer
are THE BARE BUM
GANG! They have
an embarrassing name
but a cool
Gang Den, so things
could be worse.
The newest member of the gang is
Rude Word, the world's ugliest dog –
and he's causing trouble. He's throwing
up strange furry body parts . . . and
Mrs Cake's dog Trixie is missing! Ludo
and the gang have to turn detective and
get to the bottom of this gross mystery.
But when other pets disappear,
they realize the mystery is bigger
than they'd thought.
Can they get Rude Word
off the hook?
978-1-862-30387-4
COMING SOON!
Ludo and Noah help out an old
tramp who has been hassled by their
enemies, the Dockery gang. They
call him King Arthur as he dresses in
homemade armour. Is he crazy or is
the 'treasure' he asks Ludo to rescue
real? The gang have to sneak past
security guards and vicious dogs to
get to the abandoned Corbin tower.
Are they brave enough to take on this
quest to find the Holy Grail?
Discover the truth in the awesome
new Bare Bum Gang adventure.
978-1-862-30389-8
Teggs is no ordinary dinosaur – he's an
ASTROSAUR! Captain of the amazing
spaceship DSS Sauropod, he goes on dangerous
missions and fights evil – along with his faithful
crew, Gypsy, Arx and Iggy!
When a greedy gang of meat-eating raptors raid
the Sauropod and kidnap two top athletes, Teggs
and his crew race to the rescue. But there's more
to the raptors' plot than meets the eye.
Can Teggs solve their rascally riddle in time?
978-0-099-47294-0
Genius cow Professor McMoo and his trusty sidekicks,
Pat and Bo, are the star agents of the C.I.A. – short for COWS IN ACTION! They travel through time, fighting evil
bulls from the future and keeping history on the right
track. . .
When Professor
enemies sneaking up on you. Get some tin cans. Punch
a hole in the bottom of each one (get a grown-up
to do this if you are a wuss, or ask someone in the
army who will blast lots of holes in your cans with
a machine gun), then tie them together with fishing
line (or your dad's shoe laces) and hide them near
your den. Your enemies will get tangled up in the
cans, making a terrible racket. You will then be able
to counter-attack. Or run away.
4. Have a really rubbish den that no-body would
want to invade or destroy. You could put little pink
curtains up in it and have a dolly tea service laid
out.
5. Build a dummy den a little way off from your
real den. Your enemies will then destroy the pretend
den and run off, whooping like baboons. You can then
laugh at them for being silly fools, idiots, nincompoops,
baboons, etc., etc.
6.. Run away. Sometimes, if you are
heavily outnumbered, or if your enemies
are big and hairy, running away is a
perfectly good plan and not even a bit cowardly.
7. Get a vicious guard dog, such as the one in
another brilliant Bare Bum Gang story: The Bare
Bum Gang Battle the Dogsnatchers. He is called
Rude Word because his name is a rude word I'm not
allowed to say.
8. Cover your den in a cloak of invisibility.
Admittedly, this only works in books with wizards in
them, but if you are in one of those books, then it
is a good plan.
9. Find a mad scientist who will help you to
develop a special ray that skellifies your enemies
(see number 2 above).
10. I can't think of any more tips, which is very
annoying as ten is a nice round number, and I was
told I could have a pound for every one I thought
up. Can you help me out?
It all started when
Jennifer Eccles said
she wanted to be in
our gang. Until
then we were just
called the Gang . . .
Meet Ludo, Noah, Jamie and Phillip –
THE BARE BUM GANG!
The gang's new name is bad enough,
but things are about to get much worse.
Their number one enemies have challenged
them to a football match, and the prize at
stake is the gang den. And guess what –
THEY'RE ALL COMPLETELY RUBBISH
AT FOOTBALL!
How can they save the den? How can
they get back their pride?
Find out in the first
Bare Bum Gang adventure!
978-1-862-30386-7
Ludo, Noah, Jamie,
Phillip and Jennifer
are THE BARE BUM
GANG! They have
an embarrassing name
but a cool
Gang Den, so things
could be worse.
The newest member of the gang is
Rude Word, the world's ugliest dog –
and he's causing trouble. He's throwing
up strange furry body parts . . . and
Mrs Cake's dog Trixie is missing! Ludo
and the gang have to turn detective and
get to the bottom of this gross mystery.
But when other pets disappear,
they realize the mystery is bigger
than they'd thought.
Can they get Rude Word
off the hook?
978-1-862-30387-4
COMING SOON!
Ludo and Noah help out an old
tramp who has been hassled by their
enemies, the Dockery gang. They
call him King Arthur as he dresses in
homemade armour. Is he crazy or is
the 'treasure' he asks Ludo to rescue
real? The gang have to sneak past
security guards and vicious dogs to
get to the abandoned Corbin tower.
Are they brave enough to take on this
quest to find the Holy Grail?
Discover the truth in the awesome
new Bare Bum Gang adventure.
978-1-862-30389-8
Teggs is no ordinary dinosaur – he's an
ASTROSAUR! Captain of the amazing
spaceship DSS Sauropod, he goes on dangerous
missions and fights evil – along with his faithful
crew, Gypsy, Arx and Iggy!
When a greedy gang of meat-eating raptors raid
the Sauropod and kidnap two top athletes, Teggs
and his crew race to the rescue. But there's more
to the raptors' plot than meets the eye.
Can Teggs solve their rascally riddle in time?
978-0-099-47294-0
Genius cow Professor McMoo and his trusty sidekicks,
Pat and Bo, are the star agents of the C.I.A. – short for COWS IN ACTION! They travel through time, fighting evil
bulls from the future and keeping history on the right
track. . .
When Professor
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