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to
be the equivalent to white noise for The
Chubster!
December 6, 2010 at 9:03
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Harris is wondering if every time The
Monster has an afternoon nap, he has to do it on the
landing.
December 6, 2010 at 13:14
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Harris is being played by a 6 week old.
Sobs uncontrollably in her chair, coos and smiles in her arms.
She’s a sucker for the coos.
December 7, 2010 at 14:29
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Dottie
Harris doesn't seem to remember a time
where she didn't have sick on her.
December 8, 2010 at 8:39
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Dottie
Harris just turned round from doing the
washing up to find a small naked child dancing to Boogie Beebies . He even
managed to undo the poppers on his vest!
December 8, 2010 at 8:58
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Dottie
Harris regrets telling The Chubster that
she likes newly washed and ironed bedding, as she now obviously
thinks it's her duty to ensure hers gets washed
daily.
December 9, 2010 at 4:08
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Harris -
Pizza.Gin.Done.
December 9, 2010 at 19:53
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Harris thinks she needs a new haircut.
Maybe not something to be worrying about whilst being thrown up
on.
December 11, 2010 at 6:03
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Dottie
Harris is loving The Monster "driving to
work" on the car shaped bathmat.
December 13, 2010 at 9:22
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Dottie
Harris would quite like to smack perky
Katy from I Can Cook around the face, maybe with a frying pan.
December 13, 2010 at 10:22
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Dottie
Harris has had the nightly task of
deciding between gin or wine. This time she chose
wine.
December 14, 2010 at 20:13
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Harris - my daughter has just thrown up in
my mouth.
December 14, 2010 at 20:13
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Harris is not loving that The Monster can
now climb out of his travel cot. She discovered this while at her
Mummy's where she was intending to be looked after while she drank
wine!
December 17, 2010 at 19:52
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Dottie
Harris thinks it's time to put the kids on
eBay. The question is, bundle package or single
items?
December 18, 2010 at 7:16
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Dottie
Harris is regretting buying The Monster
some pants and showing him. It's going to be messy as he refuses to
wear his nappy now :(
December 19, 2010 at 8:40
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Dottie
Harris hasn't seriously thought about
locking The Monster in the garage this morning. Nope. Not at
all.
December 20, 2010 at 8:34
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Dottie
Harris is doing bath and bedtime solo and
counting down the minutes and seconds.
December 21, 2010 at 18:24
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Dottie
Harris is trying to watch Finding Nemo but is
getting a running commentary from a small boy.
December 22, 2010 at 13:56
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Dottie
Harris is wondering if Santa will miss the
port that the kids have left out for him.
December 24, 2010 at 19:18
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Dottie
Harris is secretly gutted The Monster
hasn't woken up and found his stocking and Santa presents on the
landing yet.
December 25, 2010 at 6:13
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Dottie
Harris would like to suggest that all
people who buy toys that need batteries that aren't AA should
supply them to avoid disappointment (from The Monster, not Mummy -
the game looks like a nightmare).
December 25, 2010 at 17:10
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Harris isn't ashamed to admit she is
possibly enjoying The Monster’s new farm as much (if not more) than
he is!
December 25, 2010 at 17:51
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Dottie
Harris is a wee bit roly-poly after all
the food she’s eaten these last few days!
December 28, 2010 at 19:24
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Harris can’t believe it’s nearly 2011,
have a good one folks x
    December 31, 2010 at
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2011
     
Dottie
Harris thinks her daughter missed the “Lie
in so Mummy can avoid a hangover” memo.
    January 1, 2011 at
6:55
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