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Harris is listening to her youngest snoring again. Not sure
she can kick her until she rolls onto her side like she does her
Daddy.
    January 18, 2011 at
23:25
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Harris - Caffeine.
    January 19, 2011 at
8:12
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Harris has just been told to sit down and eat her toast
properly by her 2 year old son. Hmm.
    January 19, 2011 at
8:17
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Harris thinks the naughty spot should include superglue to
ensure the naughty child stays stuck to it.
    January 19, 2011 at
11:09
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Harris feels a bit guilty that she's just convinced The
Monster that making Angel Delight is baking.
    January 19, 2011 at
15:04
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Harris has a feeling a horrible, snotty, tear stained child
is asleep on the top floor landing. HURRAH GIN TIME!
    January 19, 2011 at
19:24
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Harris *needs* to buy some new clothes.
    January 20, 2011 at
11:03
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Harris isn't quite sure her husband understands the concept
of giving her a lie in. Bringing the kids to bed, turning the TV on
and moaning about how tired he really is doesn't cut it.
    January 22, 2011 at
8:44
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Harris is not loving the milky sick pattern on her PJs. It
doesn't look good and it doesn't smell good.
    January 23, 2011 at
8:03
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Harris wants to know where the "dirty bogey” that was up The
Monster’s nose has ended up as it's not there any more.
    January 23, 2011 at
8:45
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Harris is wondering why she wanted kids again? poos and
screams during bath time. 24 mins left.
    January 23, 2011 at
18:36
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Harris is hoping that Diet Coke and tea will give her the
strength she needs to last the day when she's already had “Uh oh
Mummay, Mummay juice spill/I broke it/Mummays purse allll
gone”.
    January 24, 2011 at
11:20
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Harris is starving, but very proud that she scraped The
Monster’s left over Spaghetti Bolognese into the bin (and covered
it with coffee from the filter to avoid temptation!)
    January 24, 2011 at
16:35
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Harris is choosing carbs and gin over a run tonight.
Fail
    January 24, 2011 at
18:48
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Harris - Happy 3 months Chubster x
    January 25, 2011 at
9:45
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Harris thinks if she hears "No, Mummay!” one more time she
may jump out of the window.
    January 26, 2011 at
11:23
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Harris thinks it's a good job her kids are cute, because
otherwise they'd be out with the wheelie bin by now.
    January 26, 2011 at
20:32
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Harris wonders if nursery does 24/7 care?
    January 27, 2011 at
7:13
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Harris just finished dealing with mammoth toddler meltdown
from inside NEXT to outside Asda Living, all because he wanted new
shoes.
    January 28, 2011 at
12:57
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Harris has been super busy, but she's not quite sure what
with!
    January 28, 2011 at
19:02
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Harris has a poo stain on her left boob. Well, not the
actual boob, the lovely black top she’s wearing. This does not bode
well.
    January 29, 2011 at
11:25
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Harris is testing the work waters again tomorrow -
ARGH!
    January 31, 2011 at
19:54
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Harris had a good first day back at work yesterday and is
back with her monkeys for fun and mess today!
    February 2, 2011 at
8:37
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Harris - favourite quote ever, "Mummy is hot hot
gorgeous"
    February 2, 2011 at
14:00
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Harris hasn't seen the impact on her tummy after having
salad for tea. She is still starving too. Fail
    February 5, 2011 at
20:30
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Harris has just found the television remote