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Dottie
Harris has a love hate relationship with
bread. She loves to eat it but hates the fact it makes her
fat.
January
2, 2011 at 20:22
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Dottie
Harris has just realised all her radios
are tuned to Classic FM. Old :(
January
3, 2011 at 18:55
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Dottie
Harris is trying to decide what to do with
herself and The Chubster today. Clearing out clothes? Food
shopping? Finishing off the Christmas chocs with all new America’s Next Top Model ?
January
4, 2011 at 8:47
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Harris is having cold sweats - she appears to have run out
of gin :(
    January 4, 2011 at
19:31
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Harris - Note to self. Do not cross-thread bottle and nearly
drown child.
    January 9, 2011 at
4:46
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Harris has been trying on bikinis and has just been asked by
her son why she has “two bottoms”. 11 weeks to build back that
shattered bit of confidence then.
    January 9, 2011 at
19:14
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Harris really wishes she hadn't found The Monster "tucking"
the cat into the sofa with her new cushions :(
    January 10, 2011 at
8:30
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    Dottie
Harris thinks that a bit of sleep and Starbucks coffee in
the machine makes her very productive. Kids’ clothes sorted, dinner
in slow cooker, two rounds of washing done and five tantrums
avoided.
    January 10, 2011 at
10:58
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Harris was going to make a curry for dinner, but is now
wondering if she can use The Chubster’s jabs as an excuse to order
pizza.
    January 11, 2011 at
17:11
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Harris is secretly wondering if she can get The Chubster her
jabs every day as she slept from her 11.30 bottle to 7.15.
Whoooppppeeeeee
    January 12, 2011 at
7:59
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    Dottie
Harris must not think about what shoes she's going to buy
when she sells her son.
    January 12, 2011 at
18:29
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Harris doesn't want to jinx it but 11.30-7.45.
    January 13, 2011 at
8:26
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Harris is tidying up the lounge and so far has found a toy
rake, a toy chair, various half eaten chocolates and a couple of
snotty tissues all stored away in various nooks and crannies.
Favourite place so far is behind the sofa.
    January 13, 2011 at
9:47
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Dottie
Harris wants to know who told The Monster
there was A MONSTER outside the skylight on the
landing.
January
13, 2011 at 18:03
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Dottie
Harris wonders who the lady from Mighty Mites slept with
to sing on the theme tune of her own show.
January
14, 2011 at 11:07
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Dottie
Harris is drinking gin (or as The Monster
refers to it: ”Mummy Juice”) and considering an Eric the Elephant
and then bed!
January
14, 2011 at 21:16
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Dottie
Harris is in bed with her ENTIRE family
and is being body slammed by a toddler.
January
15, 2011 at 8:24
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Dottie
Harris wonders if it's too early to have a
whiskey, to cure her cold, of course.
January
17, 2011 at 7:51
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Dottie
Harris is finding watching The Monster
stab his peas and eat them one by one to be one of the most painful
experiences of her life.
January
17, 2011 at 12:45
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Dottie
Harris thinks bath time running over
schedule only means one thing: The bar will be open
late!
January
17, 2011 at 18:24
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Dottie
Harris has 14 days until she's back to the
real world!
January
17, 2011 at 21:06
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Dottie
Harris is enjoying a peaceful cup of tea
with the small fat one while the small horrid one is shipped off to
school and the tall farty one is on the way to
work.
January
18, 2011 at 8:41
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Dottie
Harris is going to sit in the shed to
drink her wine if The Monster doesn't stop screaming on the
landing. It's not a restful drinking experience!
    January 18, 2011 at
19:38
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