Adventureâ and âBuilding Your Future.â
âCome on, Mersh,â Spammers says. âYou canât really go in for all that crap.â When it comes to the Legion, Spammers is what youâd call a skeptic.
âYeah,â says Isslyn. âThose poor slobs in the Legion are probably looking at paintings of handsome kids working in fields and factories and stuff and thinking how great it is to be
us
.â
Everyone else laughs, but Mersh only gets more sullen. âAt least they get enough sleep and plenty of food. And after five years with the Legion, you can leave and start a no-quota settlement.â
One poster you see everywhere has the slogan âYour Tomorrow Starts Today.â Thereâs always a bunch of people walking off into the distance, you canât see where really, and one at the back with a hand out to like invite you along. The person at the back changes from one poster to another. Sometimes itâs a tough-looking guy, and sometimes itâs this busty girl in a uniform thatâs probably a few sizes too small. Mersh actually stole one of the posters with the busty girl. He keeps it under his mattress. I bet thatâs what heâs thinking about now, starting a new settlement with that busty girl, who probably isnât even a real person.
âAnd you believe that
why
?â Spammers is getting angry now.
âDonât you remember the last time the censors came?â Mersh says.âThey had that guy, the one who started Settlement 401.
Heâd
been in the Legion.â
âAnd you believe that
why
?â Spammers says again. âBecause he had like a scar on his cheek? Havenât you ever wondered why they never bring anyone from Granite Shore?â
Granite Shore is what people here call Settlement 225. It isnât an official name or anything, but it sounds a lot nicer.
âMaybe they just didnât want to come back to this shit hole,â Mersh mutters. Heâs been stabbing and mashing at his slop, but now he stops and smiles this sly smile, like heâs got some big secret. âNo reason we canât improve things a bit for ourselves, though. Right, kiddos?â He opens his jacket to show us something big and white and craggy. A sugar beet, just sitting there like a bomb.
Hexi instantly starts panicking. âMersh, what are you
doing
?â
âWe always lose a bunch from the truck on the way in.â Heâs just smiling more, like no one would ever believe how smart he is. âThis one fell off while I was pulling into the dock. What do you think itâs worth?â
âI have no clue what you could mean,â I say. I jam a big spoonful of the green slop into my mouth and talk over my food, like I could not care less about his stupid beet. âI guess if anyone catches you stealing, itâll be worth a whole assload of demerits.â
âCome on, everyone here steals. What do you think I could trade it for? Think I could get an en-text?â
âThis is slander, and weâll have nothing to do with it,â Spammers says. âImplying theft is common or acceptable at this factory impugns the integrity of your fellow workers, our foremen, and the factory executives. Keep it up and Iâm filing a grievance.â Spammers sounds pretty angry, even though everything heâs saying is complete crap. I donât know anyone with like a lower opinion of the integrity of his fellow workers, and heâs always making fun of people who file grievances. He says youâre better off just farting at someone, for all the good grievances do. Mersh is probably thinking the same thing I am because he looks confused and a little mad.
âWhat you can trade it for is a trip to the Front,â I say. âI guess thatâs fine if youâre planning on going anyway.â
You can just tell Mersh thought this sugar-beet thing would go over real different, like heâd be
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