picture my motherâs face, I think about how annoying she is. I canât wish I were her if I think sheâs annoying, so I try to focus on how weâre the same, like the way she presses out toothpaste from the top of the tube instead of the bottom, and how she likes mayonnaise on her fries instead of ketchup (even though she only eats egg-free mayonnaise and her fries are baked). And then I start wishing. If I could be her, just for a while, maybe itâll help me figure out who I am.
Nothing.
âMaybe youâre forgetting something,â Leanne says when I open my eyes. âWhat about the other times? What happened just before you smelled lilac?â
âWait. There is something. Before I jumped into Vardinaâs body, she was staring at me like she wanted to say something. It was the same with Stephanie. She was looking at me funny, like she was gloating.â
âSo?â
âWhat about you?â
âWhy would I be gloating?â
âWhat were you thinking just before you went to the bathroom?â
âUm, that I have to pee?â
âBesides that,â I say, losing patience.
âI was thinking about how you let your mother control you.â
âLeenyâ¦â
âWell, you asked.â
âThe point is, you were thinking about me . I wanted to be you at the same time you were thinking about me, and presto, I was in.â
She looks doubtful. âThe have-to-be-in-the-same-room theory makes more sense.â
âLeeny, nothing about this makes sense. Iâm not doing it with my mother in the room, so you can just forget it. Sheâd see me pass out and call 9-1-1. Itâs my way or no way. Go down to the kitchen and talk to her. Iâll count to fifty before I do my thing. Get me on her mind. Thatâs the ticket in.â
Itâs a ticket, all right. A ticket to Wonderland. Just call me Alice.
***
ââ¦teenagers driving. That car they hit went right through the guardrail, then rolled all the way down into the canyon. That poor little girl. Itâs a miracle anyone survived at all. No, I just canât agree to it.â
It worked! Iâm in! Except my mother isnât in the kitchen where Iâd thought sheâd be; sheâs in the laundry room folding my favorite T-shirt, the one with the yellow fringe. Why is she frowning? Must be because of her hands. When did they get so wrinkled? And why is she staring at my shirt like sheâs never seen fringes?
âIâve been driving for six months, and Iâve never even had a parking ticket,â Leanne says from her perch on the stool near the dryer. âMy instructor said I was the best driverâs ed student in the whole class.â
âMaybe youâre the exception,â my mother says. âCassie is much too flighty. I canât trust her behind the wheel. And besides, thereâs her condition.â
âItâs been two years since her lastâ¦you know. Itâs legal if she stays on her medication, right?â
âTrueâ¦â
âAnd sheâs changed. Sheâs not the person she used to be.â
Ha. Now thereâs an understatement.
âIn what way?â my mother asks.
âSheâs very conscientious.â
Not at the moment, actually.
My motherâs forehead crinkles. âI guess I can think about it.â
Wait. My mother might let me drive? Way to go, Leanne!
âYouâre so easy to talk to,â Leanne says. âCassie is lucky. I wish I could talk to my mother like this. Sheâs so temperamental. Itâs like sheâs bipolar or something. Can you get bipolar when youâre old?â
âHow old is she?â my mother asks.
âAlmost fifty. Not that fifty is old,â Leanne quickly adds. âI didnât mean to imply anything. You look great for your age, Mrs. Stewart.â
Sheâs forty-five, Leanne. Can we get back to my license?
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