like the change,â my mother says. âItâs nothing to worry about. Menopause is perfectly natural. Itâs like when you start getting periods, only in reverse.â
Okay, stop. This conversation is getting bizarre.
âSo youâre saying sheâs fine? Sheâs like me when I was thirteen?â
Scary.
âJust try to be understanding, sweetheart. In the meantime, if you need someone to talk to, you can call me. Anytime.â
Hey. Youâre my mother.
âThanks, Mrs. Stewart. I will.â
I feel something heavy in my motherâs chest, like she swallowed a whole bagel and it got stuck halfway down. âI just wish my own daughter would talk to me,â she says in a wistful voice. âSheâs so secretive. I never know whatâs going on in that head of hers.â
âSheâs complicated,â Leanne says vaguely.
âHonestly, sometimes I donât know where she gets her ideas. Just look at this shirt! Whatâs with the fringe? And what about this skirt? Does it really need all those zippers?â
Itâs the style, Mom. Tell her, Leanne. Apparently she listens to you .
âIâll talk to her,â Leanne says. âShe values my taste.â
Right. I like looking like a tablecloth.
The corners of my motherâs mouth decide to take a dive. âWhat bothers me most is her attitude. She just wonât buckle down. Junior year is coming up fast. She should be thinking about her future, particularly about college. How about you? What colleges do have in mind?â
I snort mentally. Like Leanne would ever leave Josh aka the Dominator.
âIâm thinking Yale,â she says. âItâs a long shot, but Iâm keeping my fingers crossed. Education is very important to me.â
What? Since when? Another mental snort.
âThatâs wonderful,â my mother says. âI wish some of your enthusiasm would rub off on Cassie.â She smiles. âI can see why your mother trusts you to drive.â
Give. Me. A. Break.
Enough of this BS. Time to vacate. I want out NOW.
Nothing happens.
I still have wrinkly hands and Iâm still smiling at Leanne.
Hello? Universe, are you listening? I really would like to vamoose.
Please?
I probably should have thought this through. Getting stuck in Stephanie was one thing, but Iâm living every daughterâs nightmare: Iâve become my own mother.
She picks up the laundry basket and heads upstairs to my room. Leanne follows like an obedient puppy. âSheâs all tuckered out,â my mother says, glancing down at the bed. âI knew I shouldnât have let her go back to school so soon.â She leans over and nudges my shoulder. It feels like her whole body is frowning. âCassie, wake up. Are you all right?â
If Iâm so tuckered out, why doesnât she let me sleep? Does this make sense?
My eyes stay closed, like Iâm trapped in a dream and canât get out.
She taps me on my face and I feel her heart thumping. âCassie! Cassie, wake up!â She taps me again, a little too hard, I might add, though I can honestly say it hurts her more than it does me. âOh my God, sheâs unconscious! Leanne, call 9-1-1!â
âOh, gross,â Leanne says.
My mother turns to look at her. Leanne is staring at Oreo and sheâs a putrid shade of green. Any normal cat would be scared away by all the commotion, but not my Oreo, whoâs on the carpet next to my bed, producing an enormous fur ball.
And then it happens. Iâm thinking I really, really need to split âcause thereâs no effing way Iâm going back to that hospitalâwhen phffft! Iâm back in me.
âWhatâs all the fuss about?â I say, faking surprise. âCanât a girl get her beauty sleep?â
***
My mother mumbles something about detergent and hurries downstairs. My guess is that sheâs calling every doctor in her HMO.
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