other issues at stake here,â I said.
âWhat?â said Jenny impatiently. âThat you need somebody dancing around in a banana costume to make you believe in yourself?â
âNo,â I said. âButââ
Suddenly Newton, Jack and Gretel yelled at us from the other side of the yard. âHenry! Jenny! Watch out! Theyâre coming!â
We didnât have to ask who they meant. We could already smell the choking fumes and hear the horn of the bus as it roared towards the school.
âNobody move!â said Jenny.
âAre you crazy?â I said.
âNo,â she said, walking towards the front of the school. âCome with me.â
âJenny?â I said, wondering if mascot madness was contagious. âAre you feeling all right?â
âNever better,â she said. âCome on!â
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Tomato attack!
Jenny ran to the fence, right beside the road.
The Northwest West Academy bus was coming!
My instinct was to run . . . but I couldnât. Not with Jenny out there. Reluctantly, I ran after her.
The bus was loud now. We could hear the Northwest West students yelling at us. Their taunts were mostly unintelligible, but I heard the word âLOSERSâ loud and clear.
I looked around.
Jenny and I were flanked by Newton, Gretel and Jack. The rest of the students had ducked for cover.
Troy Gurgling leaned out of the bus window and yelled âFire!â, and the attack began.
Red objects flew out of the bus windows.
Tomatoes!
Then, to my utter surprise, I flung out my arms and caught a tomato in each hand. I wasnât theonly one. Jack, Jenny, Gretel and Newton each caught a couple as well.
There was a moment when everything seemed to stop.
The yelling from the bus stopped.
We froze, our hands full of tomatoes.
âLetâs go!â yelled Jenny.
We went.
We sprinted out the school gate, up the road, and after the bus.
The surprised faces of Troy Gurgling and other Northwest West Academy students were pressed against the back window of the bus. And instead of yelling at us about what losers we were, they were yelling at their bus driver to go faster.
Their surprise was only exceeded by ours.
We could hardly believe how effortlessly we were gaining on the bus. Running had always seemed hard work, but now it was as easy as if we were being blown along by the wind.
When we got close to the bus, Jenny gave the command to launch our tomatoes.
âFire!â she shouted.
We firedâthe first wave from our right hands, the second wave from our left.
The back window of the Northwest West Academy bus was covered in the red splodge of squashed tomatoes.
âSee you tomorrow!â yelled Jack, as we slowed down and watched the bus speed away.
âThat was fun!â said Newton, walking slightly taller than Iâd ever seen him.
I nodded. âYou can say that again.â I looked across at Jenny. âYou were right,â I said. âWe can do it on our own, banana or no.â
She just smiled.
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Mr Gruntâs program
As we walked back into the schoolyard, the rest of the Northwest Southeast Central School students gave us a rousing cheer.
âWell, Iâll be darned,â said Mr Grunt. âWay to go, kids! Looks like my cutting-edge training is finally paying off. Took a few years, but itâs definitely working.â
We looked at each other and grinned.
We knew the truth. It was nothing to do with Mr Gruntâs trainingâit was the Brainfright Program for Sporting Excellence that was finally paying off.
Mr Grunt was the happiest Iâd ever seen him. âI knew, of course, that prolonged exposure to an expert athlete like myself would have to affect your performance sooner or later. After all, how could you watch me for all this time and not learn anything? Itâs ridiculous!â
âItâs not watching you thatâs made us better,â said Jack, unable to endure Mr
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