arrived with the writhing handbag.
âShit!â said Gillian, eloquently. Responding to her voice, the handbag emitted a high-pitched wail which seemed to be imitating a backed-up insinkerator.
âIâm sorry,â Simon retreated. âYou didnât mention a child.â
âItâs not
my
baby,â Gillian jabbered. âHis motherâs off stamping due dates for the prison library.â Her employerâs eyes bugged out. âNot that I make a habit of fraternizing with felons, but . . .â
âThis job, Miss Cassells, requires long hours and late nights.â
âI need to fit him with a silencer, thatâs all.â Gillian groped urgently through her bag, excavating the contents â a half-chewed rusk, a rattle, a musical frog, one soiled diaper and a tube of iridescent pink nappy-rash cream â on to Simonâs desk. âHe needs the Betty Ford clinic for dummy addicts,â Gillian said, above the howling. âA dummy detox unit. Do it cold turkey, no-neck,â she snapped at the child,
sotto voce
.
Her employer winced with alarm.
âI mean, one must be cruel to be kind, correct?â Gillian gave a fake laugh in an effort to salvage the situation. âAfter all, boys will be boys. Mind you, so will a lot of octogenarian business men I know.â The look on Simonâs face alerted Gillian to the fact that this may not have been the most tactful comment. âThough obviously not
you
.â It was the sleep deprivation, thatâs what it was. Sheâd been taking lobotomy pills.
Later that day, Gillian invested in a play pen and incarcerated the baby without trial. Like mother, like son, she thought dismally. âCall Amnesty International. See if I care.â She would add a sign â âDANGER. Put Fingers Inside Bars At Own Risk.â She dropped a bottle into the babyâs mouth. âDrink it,â she demanded, delivering her version of the starving millions in Africa spiel. âYou know,
there are children in Knightsbridge with eating disorders!
â It was only then that it struck her that she was actually conversing with an infant.
Pouring a large gin and tonic, she tried to talk herself off the psychological windowledge where Maddy had pushed her. Failing, she put her hennaed head in her hands and sucked morosely on the plastic pacifier.
7
The Clit-Lick Hilton
MADDYâS EYES HAD not adjusted to the dimly lit corridor of the remand wing. She had a distinct sensation that she was being watched. Not particularly perceptive of her, as the surrounding gloomy shapes were breathing adenoidally. The hairs pricked up on her arms. She backed instinctively towards the wall. She thought of those air fresheners people have on toilet cisterns and the backs of car seats which exude alpine and eucalyptus aromas. In prison, thereâs an invisible scent-tree too, only it impregnates the atmosphere with paranoia and fear of imminent death.
âH-h-hello?â Like a bat, Maddy sent off conversational sonar bleeps to gauge the positions of the oglers.
A thin, wiry shape with the dress sense of Liberace stepped out of the shadows and prodded Maddy in the throat with a scalpel nail. âWhat choo lookinâ at?â
Shaved into this womanâs dyed purple hair were the words âMade in Londonâ. Maddy wondered if the charges against her were âAssault with intent to kill a hair colouristâ. Her adversaryâs footware, the sort which could crush light aircraft, propelled her to the daunting height of six foot two. She launched into a âyou slag thisâ and âyou slag thatâ diatribe, punctuated by an oyster of phlegm which hit Maddy full in the face before beginning itâs slow, gruesome descent down her chin. She told herself that she wasnât frightened. She told herself that sheâd been in scarier situations â lip electrolysis, labour without an epidural, dinner
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