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him to find the courage to continue this fight.
HE MAY HAVE 3 ARMS, BUT I HAVE 2 HANDS MESSING UP HIS ONE HEAD.
I choke the right side of his face and neck to cut off the blood circulation to his 2 right arms while he unsuccessfully tries to cut off the blood supply to my left hand. But because I stretched and elongated my knuckles, my left hand is too strong. Even if he were able to completely cut off my left hand, it would be able to stitch and re-attach itself back onto my wrist.
THE CHIN IS THE BEST PLACE TO PUNCH A 3-ARMED FIGHTER.
This 1 punch is actually 5 punches because each knuckle punched him separately.
HE NEEDS AT LEAST 3 MORE HANDS TO BE COMPETITIVE AGAINST ME.
I block 2 fists with my elongated left hand and unleash another chin punch.
There’s no recovering from the power of my super knuckles.
It’s time for me to take a walk and enjoy this beautiful city street in Warsaw, Poland. I forgot to mention that this street fight took place in Poland.
In the photos below, I intentionally let the 3-armed man get me in dangerous situations so that I could show you how not to fight. These are a couple of common mistakes people make when fighting a 3-armed man.
This is not what Self-Offense is about. It’s not what I’m about. And it’s not what you should be about .
CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
TAKE BACK THE STREETS FROM MALE SCUM!
YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO TAKE ABUSE FROM STREET THUGS!
Ladies, I will teach you how to make your male victimizer the victim! From now on, criminals will be afraid to walk the streets at night, because they will know that there are women out there who have read this book.
Like the rest of the book, all the photos in this chapter are real. I went undercover as a woman in the scariest parts of New York City so that I could show you how to best protect yourself from male criminals and rapists . I RE-SIZED myself down to 5 foot, 3 inches and powered myself down to the athletic abilities of a normal adult female.
I know what it’s like to be a female victim. To prepare for this book, in 1983, I went back in time to 1975, got a sex change, and lived as a woman for 2 years in Istanbul, where I was raped in and out of prison 50 times a day. That was way before I became The World Champion .
If you’ve taken a women’s self-defense course or seminar before, forget everything you learned . What they teach is completely ineffective. This chapter will enable you to destroy any male scumbag who tries to take advantage of you.
Ladies, don’t worry if a male perpetrator reads this chapter; he will not be able to use this information against you. These techniques are designed to be indefensible even if a male criminal has studied them.
I’ve dedicated this chapter to chicks everywhere .
Guys, this chapter is called FOR WOMEN ONLY! So, skip ahead to the next chapter. Only read this chapter if you want to pass its information along to a female friend or relative.
STAIRWAY ATTACK
30% of crimes against women occur in stairways. Most stairways are fireproof. Which means that they are also soundproof. And that means if you get attacked, no one can hear you scream for help.
HAVE YOU EVER COME HOME FROM A LONG DAY’S WORK, BEEN WALKING UP THE STAIRS, AND THINK YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS BEHIND YOU?
95% OF THE TIME, THE STAIRWAY SCUMBAG WILL GRAB YOU FROM BEHIND.
DO NOT PANIC.
BREAK HIS NOSE WITH YOUR KNEE.
Since stairway criminals are always waiting in the dark, preparing to sneak up on a woman, they rely heavily on their sense of smell . With his sense of smell weakened, he will be easier to attack.
Special Tip:
Never blink during the entire fight . Stairway sleazebags are often large in size, but are always sneaky and deceptively quick. If you blink, you might get violated with a punch, grab, or tongue going into one of your woman-holes .
THIS NECK-TWISTING-SCISSOR-SLEEPER IS AN OXYGEN-INTAKE ELIMINATOR THAT ALSO KILLS HIS SNIFFING CAPABILITIES.
WITH HIS INABILITY TO SMELL, HE HAS
HE MAY HAVE 3 ARMS, BUT I HAVE 2 HANDS MESSING UP HIS ONE HEAD.
I choke the right side of his face and neck to cut off the blood circulation to his 2 right arms while he unsuccessfully tries to cut off the blood supply to my left hand. But because I stretched and elongated my knuckles, my left hand is too strong. Even if he were able to completely cut off my left hand, it would be able to stitch and re-attach itself back onto my wrist.
THE CHIN IS THE BEST PLACE TO PUNCH A 3-ARMED FIGHTER.
This 1 punch is actually 5 punches because each knuckle punched him separately.
HE NEEDS AT LEAST 3 MORE HANDS TO BE COMPETITIVE AGAINST ME.
I block 2 fists with my elongated left hand and unleash another chin punch.
There’s no recovering from the power of my super knuckles.
It’s time for me to take a walk and enjoy this beautiful city street in Warsaw, Poland. I forgot to mention that this street fight took place in Poland.
In the photos below, I intentionally let the 3-armed man get me in dangerous situations so that I could show you how not to fight. These are a couple of common mistakes people make when fighting a 3-armed man.
This is not what Self-Offense is about. It’s not what I’m about. And it’s not what you should be about .
CHAPTER SIXTEEN:
TAKE BACK THE STREETS FROM MALE SCUM!
YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO TAKE ABUSE FROM STREET THUGS!
Ladies, I will teach you how to make your male victimizer the victim! From now on, criminals will be afraid to walk the streets at night, because they will know that there are women out there who have read this book.
Like the rest of the book, all the photos in this chapter are real. I went undercover as a woman in the scariest parts of New York City so that I could show you how to best protect yourself from male criminals and rapists . I RE-SIZED myself down to 5 foot, 3 inches and powered myself down to the athletic abilities of a normal adult female.
I know what it’s like to be a female victim. To prepare for this book, in 1983, I went back in time to 1975, got a sex change, and lived as a woman for 2 years in Istanbul, where I was raped in and out of prison 50 times a day. That was way before I became The World Champion .
If you’ve taken a women’s self-defense course or seminar before, forget everything you learned . What they teach is completely ineffective. This chapter will enable you to destroy any male scumbag who tries to take advantage of you.
Ladies, don’t worry if a male perpetrator reads this chapter; he will not be able to use this information against you. These techniques are designed to be indefensible even if a male criminal has studied them.
I’ve dedicated this chapter to chicks everywhere .
Guys, this chapter is called FOR WOMEN ONLY! So, skip ahead to the next chapter. Only read this chapter if you want to pass its information along to a female friend or relative.
STAIRWAY ATTACK
30% of crimes against women occur in stairways. Most stairways are fireproof. Which means that they are also soundproof. And that means if you get attacked, no one can hear you scream for help.
HAVE YOU EVER COME HOME FROM A LONG DAY’S WORK, BEEN WALKING UP THE STAIRS, AND THINK YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS BEHIND YOU?
95% OF THE TIME, THE STAIRWAY SCUMBAG WILL GRAB YOU FROM BEHIND.
DO NOT PANIC.
BREAK HIS NOSE WITH YOUR KNEE.
Since stairway criminals are always waiting in the dark, preparing to sneak up on a woman, they rely heavily on their sense of smell . With his sense of smell weakened, he will be easier to attack.
Special Tip:
Never blink during the entire fight . Stairway sleazebags are often large in size, but are always sneaky and deceptively quick. If you blink, you might get violated with a punch, grab, or tongue going into one of your woman-holes .
THIS NECK-TWISTING-SCISSOR-SLEEPER IS AN OXYGEN-INTAKE ELIMINATOR THAT ALSO KILLS HIS SNIFFING CAPABILITIES.
WITH HIS INABILITY TO SMELL, HE HAS
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