get in? Whoâs this?â I nudged the dead guy who lay with one leg stuck out.
âThe world is not as it seems,â she told me. She had wrapped herself in the towel, dropped toilet seat and cover and sat poised on it. I had never seen anyone so gloriously lovely, not at the movies, not on television, certainly not in this slightly down at heel suburb.
âNo shit,â I said.
âWhat do they call you?â
âThey call me August, Lyoon. They call me that because itâs my name.â
âYouâve read Charles Fort, August?â
âNo.â What, now weâll have a Reading Group? I glanced at the locked windows, waiting nervously for the backup troops to come barging in, maybe waving copies of the collected works of Charles Fort, whoever he was.
âHe said, âI think weâre property.â And you are , you poor goose, you and all your fellow humans. Property is what you are, all six billion of you.â
I didnât laugh, it was too depressing for laughter. Aunt Tansy downstairs drifting in senile delusions, this gorgeous person upstairs heading for the same funny farm. No, wait. Tansy wasnât delusional. There was a corpse, and so presumably one had been delivered on each of the previous six Saturdays. Delivered by naked women, for all I knew, then disappeared in the early hours of Sunday morning. It didnât bear thinking about.
âSo now that youâve told me,â I said, âI suppose youâre going to have to kill me.â
Lune was horrified. âCertainly not, what sort of immoralâYou get your memory deleted.â
Someone had been priming Hollywood. Memory wipeâwhat was that, Men in Black , right? And people appearing out of thin air, or in this case through an impossibly high bathroom window, that went all the way back to The Twilight Zone . How come the scriptwriters and directors and actors didnât get their memories obliterated? Thereâs always an escape clause in these mad conspiracy theories, and always a logical hole large enough to drive a tank through. Stillâ
âI know itâs hard for you to listen to this,â Lune said. I thought I saw tears welling in her eyes. âYouâre so brave and foolish, you humans. You invent one absurd creed and philosophy after another to persuade yourselves that you are the elect of some friendly deity. Iâll say it bluntly: youâre just a backdrop. Youâre the setting against which we play our parts.â
I shrugged. âYouâre deluded,â I said. âIâve read that Phil Dick guy. He was crazy too, by the end.â
The air burned. I leaped so my back covered the door. Lune stayed where she was, perched on the toilet. She looked elegant, slightly sad. The same locked window blazed with blue flickering intensity, paint crackling. The glass crazed, vanished like steam. Maybelline shoved her stocky form through the gap, warily pointing a shiny steel tube at me, balancing herself with the other hand. She edged around the corpse on the floor, stood near Lune. I waited with my mouth open, expecting a blast of blue to swallow me down.
âYou donât have to kill me,â I started to gabble. âYouâre from a UFO, so you can take me back to your own planet, Iâve always wanted to travel, Illinois was interesting but space would be better. Roomier.â They stared at me. âAll right, not a spacecraft. Youâre from the future, itâs a time machine outside the window, right? This guy would have been the next Hitler, so youâre cleaning up the past before it contaminates your own time, I can live with that, your information is undoubtedly better than mine.â
âI told him theyâre all property,â Lune explained to her associate. âI think itâs unhinged him.â
â What? You stupid bitch, now weâll have to erase his medium term memory. The disposer will not be
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