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strength.
Hiding in shadows:
â¦â¦..erâ¦â¦. Wear dark clothes and keep very still.
Mind Control:
It is all to do with voice and vibrations of sound, and fails if used in a night club, unless you can convince them to turn the music down.
Super intelligence:
Erâ¦. Well more like very well read intellectuals as if you like books you have years and years to read them. And as to intelligence, nature has its ways of killing off the stupid ones.
TURNING INTO THINGS:
What a load of crap - what are we, a circus act!? OK, just for fun, here are some of the things humans say we can do:
Turning into Gas
No, but I can only produce it, if I drink too many fizzy drinks!
Turning into Smoke
Only if someone sets us on fire.
Turning into a Bat
Just a racial memory going back to the days when we had wings and a tail. And we were not the sweet little ones which get stuck in your hair, we were the large ones that would take your head off as we flew past.
Turning into a Wolf
And just why would I want to be a wolf? We normally hate werewolves, so why we would ever want to look like one is beyond me. Fellow children of the night? I don't think so. Wolves are just large smelly dogs that want to hump your leg.
Turning into a Rat
What! You must be joking. Even if I could, I don't fancy walking about looking like lunch for a stray cat.
And as to owning a castle, listening to the music of the night or playing an organ so loud the village 10 miles away can hear it, plus being raised from the dead by a drop of blood, well you often wonder what herbal remedies the authors of Vampire books are taking when they write those things in books...
TURNED or TURNLINGS
Turned Human Vampires - being turned - Famula - Turnling
Turnlings are not common, no matter what the movies say. In real life meat does not turn into a Vampire just because we feed off them. Turning is not that easy to do, and besides, it's not normally allowed or we would be up to our fangs in undead.
Turnlings are normally what Hollywood thinks a Vampire is - not so much as undead but frozen in time, never aging, and just live off blood. They have the benefits (being long lived and strong) and problems (avoiding daylight and the need for fresh blood) of real Vampires, but they're not.
They are easy to spot by a real Vampire due to the fangs. Turnling teeth are like the joke teeth you can buy for Halloween, over long and extra sharp canine teeth and very good at the job of biting into a human and drinking the blood. To get an idea of the difference between Vampires' and Turnlings' fangs, see the FANGS section.
Turnlings have always had to obey real Vampires, so most turned females became Famula - a kind of long term maid. They would live forever, never ageing which I guess is why they might want to be turned, but most of the time that could only be as a servant to a Vampire family. Male turnlings do all the dirty work for us out in the world, very few male turnlings are allowed to live in the Nest.
U
UNDEAD
Undead are zombies, but it's also what humans stupidly think we are. Turned humans like our Famula could be called undead.
UNDERWEAR
Yes, just like humans we wear undies, it is only the maids that Walk around without Undergarments.
No where in the rule book does it say that female vampires have to go walking around without their unmentionables on, it is just a Male fantasy and what the Undead maids like doing â¦â¦.. so stop asking!
Besides our underground home is so cold in winter only an Undead maid or a masochist would risk getting their butt frost bitten!
My Aunt has been a vampire for hundreds of years and she wears big baggy bloomers which were last in fashion over 100 years ago. As to my Uncle he wears long johns under his business suit and he still believes that a long black cloak with a red lining is highly fashionable!
As to other males, they should just stick with the double knitted woolen combinations to keep their boy bits warm.
UNIFORM,
Hiding in shadows:
â¦â¦..erâ¦â¦. Wear dark clothes and keep very still.
Mind Control:
It is all to do with voice and vibrations of sound, and fails if used in a night club, unless you can convince them to turn the music down.
Super intelligence:
Erâ¦. Well more like very well read intellectuals as if you like books you have years and years to read them. And as to intelligence, nature has its ways of killing off the stupid ones.
TURNING INTO THINGS:
What a load of crap - what are we, a circus act!? OK, just for fun, here are some of the things humans say we can do:
Turning into Gas
No, but I can only produce it, if I drink too many fizzy drinks!
Turning into Smoke
Only if someone sets us on fire.
Turning into a Bat
Just a racial memory going back to the days when we had wings and a tail. And we were not the sweet little ones which get stuck in your hair, we were the large ones that would take your head off as we flew past.
Turning into a Wolf
And just why would I want to be a wolf? We normally hate werewolves, so why we would ever want to look like one is beyond me. Fellow children of the night? I don't think so. Wolves are just large smelly dogs that want to hump your leg.
Turning into a Rat
What! You must be joking. Even if I could, I don't fancy walking about looking like lunch for a stray cat.
And as to owning a castle, listening to the music of the night or playing an organ so loud the village 10 miles away can hear it, plus being raised from the dead by a drop of blood, well you often wonder what herbal remedies the authors of Vampire books are taking when they write those things in books...
TURNED or TURNLINGS
Turned Human Vampires - being turned - Famula - Turnling
Turnlings are not common, no matter what the movies say. In real life meat does not turn into a Vampire just because we feed off them. Turning is not that easy to do, and besides, it's not normally allowed or we would be up to our fangs in undead.
Turnlings are normally what Hollywood thinks a Vampire is - not so much as undead but frozen in time, never aging, and just live off blood. They have the benefits (being long lived and strong) and problems (avoiding daylight and the need for fresh blood) of real Vampires, but they're not.
They are easy to spot by a real Vampire due to the fangs. Turnling teeth are like the joke teeth you can buy for Halloween, over long and extra sharp canine teeth and very good at the job of biting into a human and drinking the blood. To get an idea of the difference between Vampires' and Turnlings' fangs, see the FANGS section.
Turnlings have always had to obey real Vampires, so most turned females became Famula - a kind of long term maid. They would live forever, never ageing which I guess is why they might want to be turned, but most of the time that could only be as a servant to a Vampire family. Male turnlings do all the dirty work for us out in the world, very few male turnlings are allowed to live in the Nest.
U
UNDEAD
Undead are zombies, but it's also what humans stupidly think we are. Turned humans like our Famula could be called undead.
UNDERWEAR
Yes, just like humans we wear undies, it is only the maids that Walk around without Undergarments.
No where in the rule book does it say that female vampires have to go walking around without their unmentionables on, it is just a Male fantasy and what the Undead maids like doing â¦â¦.. so stop asking!
Besides our underground home is so cold in winter only an Undead maid or a masochist would risk getting their butt frost bitten!
My Aunt has been a vampire for hundreds of years and she wears big baggy bloomers which were last in fashion over 100 years ago. As to my Uncle he wears long johns under his business suit and he still believes that a long black cloak with a red lining is highly fashionable!
As to other males, they should just stick with the double knitted woolen combinations to keep their boy bits warm.
UNIFORM,
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