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Male
    As said before strict rules have been created to stop us killing each other, so a uniform was decided upon. It must have been created by Vampires who loved watching mid 20th century Vampire movies, as the Male uniform makes them look like waiters in posh restaurants... but wearing black capes with high collars. The standard shirt has puffy sleeves, so when a Male is wearing just a shirt and trousers, he can easily be mistaken for a love sick 19th century poet.

UNIFORM, Female
    The Females are forced to wear supposedly sexy 19th century night dress (huh!). It might look good on a Famula who's fixed in age with the best figures the males can find, and they're forever bouncing around the corridors without a care in the world as if they are extras in a Vampire porn movie. Personally I always go for the ones which can cover the whole body and keep you warm, flannelette is very good.
    Lots of different style nightdresses are about. The Famula maids always wear the low cut ones, which means their boobs slap you in the face if they turn around too quickly.
    There are no rules saying you must or mustn't wear underwear under the nightdress, so if you like the freedom then weigh down the hem of the nightdress with small lead weights. I am sure we have all discovered the "male wind" from the ventilation shafts which blows down the corridors in gusts - true to its name, the only purpose it has is to get under your nightdress.
    Personally I not only wear underwear but on cold days T-shirts, jeans, a jumper, socks, and gloves. As I said before, the rules just talk about wearing the nightdress, not what is underneath!
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    Vampire girls have to look sexy by going around wearing transparent night dresses. Me in a see through nightie! 
showing off my girl bits to every ogling guy that passes?
Huh no way!...

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VAMPIRE
    Vampire or Vampyre... however you spell it, we're the top of the food chain! Our species has given meaning to the word COOL. This whole book is about Vampires (duh!) so I'll just give you a few extra facts here.
    Like humans, we are a diverse species, so we have different looking Vampires in different parts of the world.
    We are a very (like veeeeeeerrrryyy) old species and we've changed our looks over time to match our favorite prey, which is why we look human. Simple, isn't it?
VAMPIRES (Male )
    Male Vampires are the ones that can pee standing up without getting their shoes wet!
    â€¦ Er …… Well……… ok so its more like SOME male vampires can pee standing up without getting their shoes wet.
VAMPIRES (Female)
    It is easy being a Male Vampire, he can go out at night with his fancy cloak blowing in the wind and take the pick of the local human girls.
    But being a girl Vampire is hard work! How many times has a teenage vampire girl been told not to take a human boy upstairs as she has been bannned from taking food to her bedroom, ………ever since the incident with the curry.
    Then it is the: AMY! Sit correctly, you are wearing a dress ………….. Feet on the floor and your knees together girl………. You are trying to attract a husband, ….. Not Flies!
    I am a grown up full blood vampire, I can rip the head off a human and use the neck as a straw……….. Yet I still worry about some guy seeing my panties if I forget to keep my knees together when sitting down!
VERVAIN
    Yes, it is real and is a pretty flowering herb. As to being able to harm us, I have no idea, I haven't had any and I probably wouldn't risk it.
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WATER
    There's an odd human saying about Vampires not being able to pass running water. I think this is also said about witches, but if anyone has normal internal plumbing, then this has to be wrong,…..er……… for various really obvious reasons.
WATER (Holy)
    All water is a problem when wearing silk. Silk waistcoats were in fashion, and when humans tried splashing holy water around it stained the material and upset males