were Macs. There was one girl who appeared to be with parents who were not filled with rage by her existence. In fact, they were the opposite, what with the constant patting on the head and conspiratory whispers. Did her dad wipe a tear from his eye?
Every now and again another patron stopped by their table and said something to the little girl that made her smile. When they left Dad would fill up the kidâs cup with apple juice and say
cheers!
What were they teaching this kid? Through it all, the family appeared rather fixated on the walls.
Ah, the walls. Right. They were looking at the artwork, which quite honestly wasnât much to write home about. Each piece was mounted on what looked like a piece of sketch paper and pressed into an Ikea frame. The art looked a bit like those ribbon potholders I used to make Judy in second grade, only there was no ribbonâjust paint. Caitlin signed each piece with big, loopy, novelty penmanship that said
By Caitlin.
Iâm no curator but these looked like a child did them. In fact, that baby boozer up front with her parents could have done these.
âCongratulations, Caitlin!â a departing patron waved to the table. âYou are so talented, young lady!â
Wait. Weâre already offering compliments to kids for their drinking skills? Sheâs not even in high school yet!
Caitlin blushed. Her mom patted her head. Dad filled her cup again.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.â¦
I didnât have a clue what Iâd do with the end result but suddenly it became clear what I had to do. Caitlin had produced quite the body of work and had managed to land an art showing right there in my favorite coffee shop. Quite a coup, indeed. I laughed, thinking of what my parents would do if I were Caitlin. She was lucky to get away with some faux scotch and a few cheek pinches.
âExcuse me,â I said when I approached the familyâs table. âDo you happen to know who the artist of these fine pieces might be?â
Again, Caitlin blushed. Her parents looked so deliriously happy I thought the pride swelling their heads would surely cause them to pop right off.
âCaitlin?â her mom whispered. âDo you want to tell her?â
âMe,â Caitlin said softly. âIâm the artist.â
âWell, your paintings are beautiful,â I told her. âIâm no expert but if I had to guess it looks like you practice the ancient art of blue and yellow squiggly brush? Tough medium to master.â
Caitlin giggled but her parents acted like they were watching the headliner at the Laugh Factory. And slightly drunk.
âAre they for sale?â I asked.
She nodded her head. The parents were turning an alarming shade of scarlet. Yes, they reminded me a lot of my parents.
Scanning the wall, I found the biggest, most gaudy one and pointed at it. âIs that one still available?â
Caitlin nodded her head.
âGreat!â I said, âIâll take it.â
âOh my God, Cate!â Her mom screeched. âYour first sale!â
The dad stood up, smacked me on the back, and immediately apologized for letting the excitement get to him.
âWeâre just so proud,â he said, then whispered, âItâs supposed to be $40. But you can pay whatever you want.â
âIâll pay $40. Totally worth it.â
Cate and company made a big production out of sticking the red dot next to the painting I chose. Caitlin beamed when she told me I could come back in four weeks to pick it up. Lots more congratulations and cheers ensued. Dad was full-on crying.
When I got back to my table, the barista brought over my extra-caffeinated latte. He had crafted one of those Christian fish symbols in the foam.
See? Thatâs why this guy was nearly a champion.
FRIDAYâS GOD: PELOR
GOD OF: SUN AND SUMMER
Delights in:
helping those in need and opposing evil
Pelor rocks. This is definitely a god I can get behind. Itâs all
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