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VJorth’s chair in History when he said sonething that made ne rethink my plan.
    Mr. VJorth told us he has a dentist's appointment tomorrow, so were going to have a substitute.
    Subs are like conic gold. You can say just about anything you want, and you can’t get in trouble.

    Friday
    X
walked ih+o my History class today, ready +o execute my pi ah.
But
wKeh
X
30+ +0 tKe door, ^uess wKo tKe Substitute teacher was?

    Of
all tKe people ih tKe
world
+0 be our Sob ■today,
it
was
Mom.
X
thought
Mom’s days
of ^e+tihg involved at
my
ScKool were over.
    SKe used +0 be ohe
of
those parehts who came ih +0 Kelp 00+ ih the classroom. But that all charged after Mom voluhteered +0 be a chaperohe -for
our
-field "trip +0 the
zoo
wheh X
was ih third ^rade.

    Mon H
4
prepared all sorts of material +o Help us kids appreciate tHe different exHibrts, but all ary one waited to do was watcH tHe animals 30 to tHe batHroom.

    Anyway, Mom totally -foiled my plan to wih Class Clown. X’m just lucky tHeres not a category called Biggest Mama’s Boy, because after today, X'd win tHat one in a landslide.

    Vlcdnesday
    ”TKe
school paper came out
a^ain
today.
X
^uit my jot as school cartoonist after "Crei^Kton +Ke Curious Student" came out, and
X
didn't really care wHo tKey picked to replace me.
    But everyone was lau^Kin^ at tKe comics pacje at lunch, so X picked up a copy +o see what was so

    X+ was "Zoo-Vlee Mama.” Arid of course Mr. Xra didn’t change a single WORD of Rowley’s strip.
    Zoo-Wee Mama by Rowley Jefferson

    Xhe kids at my school are ALWAYS itching to see a fight. Me and Rowley -fried to walk away, bot those goys weren’t going +o le+ os go ontil they saw os throw some punches.
    X’ve never been in a real fight before, so X didn't know bow X was supposed to stand or bold my fists or anything. A^d yoo coold tell Rowley didn't know wbat be was doing either, because be jost started prancing aroond like a leprecbaon.

    X was pretty sore X coold -take Rowley in a fight, bot tbe thing -that made me nervoos was tbe fact that Rowley takes karate. X don’t know wbat kind of hocus-pocus they teacb in Rowleys karate classes, bot tbe last thing X needed was for him to lay me oot right there on the blacktop.

    Before me or Rowley made a move, -there was a screechihg souhd ih -the school parkihg lo+. A kuhch of -teehagers had s-topped -their ^>icku^> -truck, and "they s+ar-ted piling ou+.
    X was Jus+ ha^>py -tha-t everyorie’s a-H-eh-tioh was oh -the -teehagers ihs+ead of me ahd Rowley. But all the o-ther kids +ook off wheh -the -teehagers S+ar+ed headihg our way.

    A*d +heh X realized +ha+ -these -teehagers looked awfully familiar.
    "Tha-hs wheh i+ hi+ me. "These were +he same guys who chased me ahd Rowley arouhd oh Halloweeh high+, ahd -they had fihally caugh+ u^> with
us.

    Bu+ before we could make a run
for
i+, we had our arms pinned behind our backs.
    "Those guys wan+ed +o +each us a lesson for +aun+lng +hem on Halloween nlgh+, and +hey s+ar+ed arguing over wha+ +hey should do wl+h us.

    But +o be hones+ wl+h
you,
I was more concerned abou+ some+hing else, "the Cheese was only a few fee+ from where we were s+anding on +he black+op, and 1+ was looking nas+ler +han ever.

    XKe big teenager most Kave caogKt my eye, because tKe next tKing X knew, Ke was looking at tKe CKeese, too. And X guess tKat gave Kim tKe idea Ke was looking for.
    Rowley got singled out first. XKe big kid grabbed Rowley and dragged Kim over +o tK« CKeese.
    Kiow, X don't want to say exactly wKat Kappened next, because if Rowley ever tries to run for President and someone finds out wKat tKese guys made Kim do, Ke won't Kave a cKance.
    So XII f>u+ it to you tKis way' XKey made Rowley _tKe CKeese.
Qd
    X khew +tay were
Y\Yv\
r*»ke me do i+, +00. I s+ar+ed +0 j>ar»c, because X kr*w X wasn't goirvg -ho fee able +0 -figh+ my way 00+
of
-Hvs si-toa+ioh.
    So X did Some fas+ ialkiftg instead.

    A^d believe i+ or no+, i+ ac+ually