really did look like a maggoty, stinky, sick-covered donut. Only worse. âYouâll find your fee in the usual place,â said Hils. The Lurker nodded. Hils smiled. The Lurker blushed. I felt sick. The Lurker left.
âYou like him,â I said. âNegative,â said Hils. âWhat I am doing is called âmanipulating an intelligence assetâ.â âYou do like him. Stop liking him. Heâs creepy. Stop manipulating him. Heâs not even a very good asset. He didnât even tell us where the Stinkly Wrinklysâ HQ was. I donât think he even knows.â âHe knows. He also knows that you never reveal important intelligence if there is a chance someone might overhear it. Heâll leave the pertinent information at our secret drop-off.â Hils and The Lurker have a secret drop-off. She does like him. âYou do like him.â âNegative. Itâs just business.â Simon Bolivar walked past. His nose was bleeding. I wished The Lurkerâs nose was bleeding. I wished I had been the one who made it bleed. I know thatâs not a nice thing to think. Even so, I kept on thinking it. All day.
25 THE MAP âI found it!â I shouted to Hils. âItâs definitely an old barbecue.â I was kind of lying when I said what I had found looked âdefinitelyâ like an old barbecue. What I had found didnât look âdefinitelyâ like anything at all. It was definitely rusty. It was definitely dented. It was definitely charred. It was definitely rotten. It was definitely something. Something that looked enough like a barbecue to make it okay to tell Hils it was âdefinitelyâ an old barbecue.
 âIâve found the possum skeleton,â shouted Hils from behind a heavily graffitied recycling bin. âWhatâs next?â I said. âA wig,â said Hils. âWe have to find a wig.â
I joined Hils behind the recycling bin. She was standing next to the possum skeleton. We started to look around for the wig. âI bet thereâs no wig,â I said. âI bet The Lurkerâs got it wrong. I bet thereâs not even really a secret door.â âThere is a wig and there is a secret door,â said Hils. âYou might not like him but The Lurker is the best at finding things.â I bet he isnât the best . There are a lot of billions of people in the world and I bet one of them is the actual best at