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brilliant!"
"Darling, you're still brilliant," Hildy told her lovingly. "The chains are an interesting touch."
"Ahhhhh, Hildy my friend, I've missed you so. And the chains are not a touch. They are a necessity. However, I'll get to that in a moment."
Baba Yaga conjured up an iron pole in the center of my bedroom and attached the leash to it. The warlocks shuddered in terror and huddled together. What in hell was going on?
"First things first," Baba muttered as hiked her boob tube up and rubbed her hands together.
Her long beautifully manicured fingers traced patterns in the air and I watched in awe. Small bright blasts of fire danced around her head and shoulders as she closed her eyes and swayed gently to the earth's rhythm. I worried for a brief moment whether the hairspray would go up in flames along with all of us, but figured she had it covered. She was serene, beautiful and a little bit scary. I was watching the MVP of the big leagues. Her voice was clear and loud and I felt it all the way to my toes.
“Deep in the darkness there will always be light
Bring to me Goddess, your power so bright
Give the spirit that looms the gift to be seen
For those who adore her, make her sparkle and sheen!”
In an instant the disembodied voice of my aunt became a floating iridescent figure. She was gorgeous and completely see-through. A silky golden robe danced around her sheer form and her wild red hair flowed around her head.
"Hildy?" Fabio whispered reverently.
"Yes," she answered her brother with a smile and an uplifted middle finger. "I've missed you, you turd knocker."
A lump formed in my throat as I watched them slowly approach each other. Mac took my hand and gently squeezed. His presence grounded me and I held on tight.
Fabio's head tilted to the side and his smile was warm and loving as he flipped his sister the bird. I certainly hoped the habitually rude greeting didn't run in the family too.
"I'm so sorry I wasn't here to defend you," he told her as he reached out to touch her.
"I'm glad you weren't," she said quietly, extending her transparent hand. "It was horrible and I would have been furious if something had happened to you too. One of us has to train our girl."
As their hands passed through each other, Naked Dude stiffened and froze like a block of ice.
"Holy shit," I shouted as I ran to Dude. "What just happened?"
"Well, darn," Baba Yaga muttered. "Didn't know that was a possibility."
Hildy flew frantically around the room as Mac helped me lay my glacial lump of a father on my bed. The warlocks watched with interest until Baba flicked her fingers and blindfolded them all.
"Is he going to be alright?" I demanded. "Should I heal him?"
"I wasn't aware you liked him that much," Baba said as she examined my frigid father. "My goodness, he looks very sexy in these pants."
"Gross and of course I… um… like him. He's my, you know… sperm donor… dad guy," I explained as I felt Dude's neck for a pulse.
"Is that all he is to you?" Baba inquired with interest as she checked out my frozen father's package.
"No, but it's all I can deal with at the moment," I replied as I reached inside myself and pulled on my healing power.
I quickly wrapped Naked Dude in a warm and cozy blanket of magic. The enchantment left my body and made me dizzy and nauseas, but I pushed it through without thought. Shards of ice ran through my veins as I healed him. I shivered and convulsed and prayed to the Goddess. His color slowly came back as he coughed and sputtered. My heart raced as I watched him come to. He needed to stop having near death experiences.
"She called me Dad again," Fabio choked out as he tried to sit up. "You all heard it."
On instinct I smacked him in the head much to the delight of his sister. I was so happy Naked Dude was okay that I got pissed.
"Alright," I yelled, startling everyone
"Darling, you're still brilliant," Hildy told her lovingly. "The chains are an interesting touch."
"Ahhhhh, Hildy my friend, I've missed you so. And the chains are not a touch. They are a necessity. However, I'll get to that in a moment."
Baba Yaga conjured up an iron pole in the center of my bedroom and attached the leash to it. The warlocks shuddered in terror and huddled together. What in hell was going on?
"First things first," Baba muttered as hiked her boob tube up and rubbed her hands together.
Her long beautifully manicured fingers traced patterns in the air and I watched in awe. Small bright blasts of fire danced around her head and shoulders as she closed her eyes and swayed gently to the earth's rhythm. I worried for a brief moment whether the hairspray would go up in flames along with all of us, but figured she had it covered. She was serene, beautiful and a little bit scary. I was watching the MVP of the big leagues. Her voice was clear and loud and I felt it all the way to my toes.
“Deep in the darkness there will always be light
Bring to me Goddess, your power so bright
Give the spirit that looms the gift to be seen
For those who adore her, make her sparkle and sheen!”
In an instant the disembodied voice of my aunt became a floating iridescent figure. She was gorgeous and completely see-through. A silky golden robe danced around her sheer form and her wild red hair flowed around her head.
"Hildy?" Fabio whispered reverently.
"Yes," she answered her brother with a smile and an uplifted middle finger. "I've missed you, you turd knocker."
A lump formed in my throat as I watched them slowly approach each other. Mac took my hand and gently squeezed. His presence grounded me and I held on tight.
Fabio's head tilted to the side and his smile was warm and loving as he flipped his sister the bird. I certainly hoped the habitually rude greeting didn't run in the family too.
"I'm so sorry I wasn't here to defend you," he told her as he reached out to touch her.
"I'm glad you weren't," she said quietly, extending her transparent hand. "It was horrible and I would have been furious if something had happened to you too. One of us has to train our girl."
As their hands passed through each other, Naked Dude stiffened and froze like a block of ice.
"Holy shit," I shouted as I ran to Dude. "What just happened?"
"Well, darn," Baba Yaga muttered. "Didn't know that was a possibility."
Hildy flew frantically around the room as Mac helped me lay my glacial lump of a father on my bed. The warlocks watched with interest until Baba flicked her fingers and blindfolded them all.
"Is he going to be alright?" I demanded. "Should I heal him?"
"I wasn't aware you liked him that much," Baba said as she examined my frigid father. "My goodness, he looks very sexy in these pants."
"Gross and of course I… um… like him. He's my, you know… sperm donor… dad guy," I explained as I felt Dude's neck for a pulse.
"Is that all he is to you?" Baba inquired with interest as she checked out my frozen father's package.
"No, but it's all I can deal with at the moment," I replied as I reached inside myself and pulled on my healing power.
I quickly wrapped Naked Dude in a warm and cozy blanket of magic. The enchantment left my body and made me dizzy and nauseas, but I pushed it through without thought. Shards of ice ran through my veins as I healed him. I shivered and convulsed and prayed to the Goddess. His color slowly came back as he coughed and sputtered. My heart raced as I watched him come to. He needed to stop having near death experiences.
"She called me Dad again," Fabio choked out as he tried to sit up. "You all heard it."
On instinct I smacked him in the head much to the delight of his sister. I was so happy Naked Dude was okay that I got pissed.
"Alright," I yelled, startling everyone
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