language.
Your friend
Gary
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From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Just Back
Gary,
Unfortunately your email didnât arrive in time. I went up to the bowling club and had a look in the window but it was a complete washout. I tried to lipread but the only word I could make out was âsuper-injunctionâ so I presume that was just part of the topical smalltalk at the beginning. The only reason I picked up that one was because the hyphen makes it obvious, but other than that I was stumped.
What I can say is the two of them were getting on great guns. Lots of laughing and stuff with the eyes that very clearly said âwe are friends and this is funâ.
Iâve heard on the grapevine theyâre having one more meeting tomorrow Gary so thatâs my last chance. Iâm going to head up with my neighbour Frank and have it out with them. I need advice from you in the morning, are you available?
Hope youâre having a fun night. Iâm shattered so right now for me itâs a pie, a pint, pyjamas and bed. The three Pâs. And a B.
Cheers,
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Yes I can help
Hello Bob
I hope you slept well. I am having a bit of rest time. We have been in the battle field last night and it was crazy there Bob. Now I have a week away from the madness. Can you send the $500 by Western Union today so I can buy the cigarettes and candy?
If you send the money I can give you the best advice you will get for this problem at your club.
Your friend
Gary
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Waterboarding?
Morning Gary,
I was up with the birds this morning. Which is only fair, I had to sort out their taxis and so on. 21
Right, letâs get cracking. Hereâs the plan. The bowling club is shut today but I know the president will be in there getting everything set up for the election later. So me and Frank are going to head up and have it out with him. What I need from you Gary is interrogation tactics. I need to be able to get inside his head, how do I do that? And if he doesnât talk how can I make him? Frank was saying his nephew was telling him about something called âwaterboardingâ that the Americans have been going nuts for. Anything in that?
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I know this
Bob
Waterboarding yeah this is something that we have to doo from time to time to get what we need from the bad Muslim we catch in the field. Its real easy Bob but best for now you send me the money before you go up to the club and then we can talk more. OK?
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: SHOW TIME
GARY ON WAY TO BOWLING CLUB FRANK IS IN A TRACKSUIT AND I HAVE ALL THE STUFF FOR THE WATERBOARDING ROGER OVER AND OUT FOXTROT
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless devic 22
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From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Western Union
OK Bob but go to the Western Union on the way and send my money.
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: GAME ON
HAVE STRIPPED PRESIDENT NAKED HE IS LYING ON THE FLOOR AND I AM ABOUT TO FIX THE HOSE TO HIS MOUTH
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Do not do this
Wait BOB. This is not right. Stop what you are doing. Clean up this mess with the man and go
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Do not do this
HEâS FILLING UP LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Stop it
What The Hell is now going on?
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Stop it
ITâS ALL GONE SHITCAKES GARY. IâM OFF
Sent from my
Your friend
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Just Back
Gary,
Unfortunately your email didnât arrive in time. I went up to the bowling club and had a look in the window but it was a complete washout. I tried to lipread but the only word I could make out was âsuper-injunctionâ so I presume that was just part of the topical smalltalk at the beginning. The only reason I picked up that one was because the hyphen makes it obvious, but other than that I was stumped.
What I can say is the two of them were getting on great guns. Lots of laughing and stuff with the eyes that very clearly said âwe are friends and this is funâ.
Iâve heard on the grapevine theyâre having one more meeting tomorrow Gary so thatâs my last chance. Iâm going to head up with my neighbour Frank and have it out with them. I need advice from you in the morning, are you available?
Hope youâre having a fun night. Iâm shattered so right now for me itâs a pie, a pint, pyjamas and bed. The three Pâs. And a B.
Cheers,
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Yes I can help
Hello Bob
I hope you slept well. I am having a bit of rest time. We have been in the battle field last night and it was crazy there Bob. Now I have a week away from the madness. Can you send the $500 by Western Union today so I can buy the cigarettes and candy?
If you send the money I can give you the best advice you will get for this problem at your club.
Your friend
Gary
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: Waterboarding?
Morning Gary,
I was up with the birds this morning. Which is only fair, I had to sort out their taxis and so on. 21
Right, letâs get cracking. Hereâs the plan. The bowling club is shut today but I know the president will be in there getting everything set up for the election later. So me and Frank are going to head up and have it out with him. What I need from you Gary is interrogation tactics. I need to be able to get inside his head, how do I do that? And if he doesnât talk how can I make him? Frank was saying his nephew was telling him about something called âwaterboardingâ that the Americans have been going nuts for. Anything in that?
Bob
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: I know this
Bob
Waterboarding yeah this is something that we have to doo from time to time to get what we need from the bad Muslim we catch in the field. Its real easy Bob but best for now you send me the money before you go up to the club and then we can talk more. OK?
Gary
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: SHOW TIME
GARY ON WAY TO BOWLING CLUB FRANK IS IN A TRACKSUIT AND I HAVE ALL THE STUFF FOR THE WATERBOARDING ROGER OVER AND OUT FOXTROT
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless devic 22
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Western Union
OK Bob but go to the Western Union on the way and send my money.
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: GAME ON
HAVE STRIPPED PRESIDENT NAKED HE IS LYING ON THE FLOOR AND I AM ABOUT TO FIX THE HOSE TO HIS MOUTH
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Do not do this
Wait BOB. This is not right. Stop what you are doing. Clean up this mess with the man and go
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Do not do this
HEâS FILLING UP LIKE A FUCKING BALLOON
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
----------------
From: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Stop it
What The Hell is now going on?
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Sergeant Gary Kaltwesser
Subject: RE: Stop it
ITâS ALL GONE SHITCAKES GARY. IâM OFF
Sent from my
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