Servant
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From: Rose
To: Bob Servant
Subject: RE: Why Me?
I remember you I told you I have no time. Yes this is the same email because things have not got better for me in the refugee camp if you have time to write a book then you should have time to help people in my situation but maybe you are just selfish man then OK fine I will find people with God in their lives because every day I fight just to get enough to eat.
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From: Bob Servant
To: Rose
Subject: RE: Why Me?
Rose,
OK, again thatâs your decision not to appear in the book and once again I will fully respect it.
If I may give one quick piece of advice it would be that, if youâre really hungry, I would consider selling your laptop.
Yours in trust,
Bob
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NO REPLY
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Twinklers
From: Financial Services
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Loan Available Now!
Do you need a loan for business or personal use? If yes contact us
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From: Bob Servant
To: Financial Services
Subject: In The Nick Of Time
A big âDundee helloâ to the world famous âFinancial Servicesâ!
Thanks for getting in touch. I need some readies badly. Can you Geldof me up? 23
Your Servant,
Bob Servant
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From: Peter Smith
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Application
Mr Servant
Thanks for your mail. I want you to fill the information required for the processing of the loan request. Interest rate is 3% per annum. We put our client interest first in our transaction and we promise to give you our best
FILL THE BORROWERâS INFORMATION BELOW:
Your Name:
Your Address:
Your Country:
Your Occupation:
Sex/Age:
Loan Amount Needed:
Loan Duration:
Monthly Income:
Cell Phone Number:
Have a nice day and God Bless you. Best Regards,
Peter Smith Financial Services
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From: Bob Servant
To: Peter Smith
Subject: Quick Question
Peter,
Thanks for getting in touch, itâs nice to hear from the organ grinder directly. I think itâs fantastic that youâre lending out readies and Geldoffing up the people because itâs dark times round our way, Peter, what with the recession and all.
The Broughty Ferry branch of the Bank of Scotland has even cancelled fancy dress Fridays because it was hitting the wrong note. 24 Not before time to be honest, Peter, Iâve heard some horror stories. The boys from Berkeleyâs Butchers went in with their redundancy cheques and were served by a six foot tall Noel Edmonds, while my neighbour Frank got turned down for a remortgage by Freddie Mercury which was a blow for him financially and has given him some awful nightmares.
So well done to Financial Services and yourself personally for stepping into the breach. Can I just check, are there any rules about what the loan has to be for? And you donât have a branch in Dundee do you? That would save on the legwork.
Bob
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From: Peter Smith
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Application Form
Hello Bob,
I looked up Dundee in Scotland. This is a long way from us bob. We are based in the Financial Center here in Singapore. We also operate in India. We give out loans to all kinds of people, firms, school, churches and industries. So there are not rules for the loan purpose do not worry.
We are certified, trustworthy and reliable. Just send your personal information to begin. The form is attached again.
Our Address for your records Bob
Registered Company Name: Standard Alliance Loans international, Inc.
RC No: 04589
Office Address:New Delhi
Telephone Number:
Best Regards,
Peter Smith
Financial Services
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From: Bob Servant
To: Peter Smith
Subject: OK
Peter,
OK, hereâs my full plan for the loan. I want to start a magazine called Twinklers. What kind of magazine will Twinklers be? Hold tight and Iâll tell you. Twinklers will exclusively feature amateur models with particularly twinkly eyes. You simply do not get anything better in life, Peter,
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From: Rose
To: Bob Servant
Subject: RE: Why Me?
I remember you I told you I have no time. Yes this is the same email because things have not got better for me in the refugee camp if you have time to write a book then you should have time to help people in my situation but maybe you are just selfish man then OK fine I will find people with God in their lives because every day I fight just to get enough to eat.
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Rose
Subject: RE: Why Me?
Rose,
OK, again thatâs your decision not to appear in the book and once again I will fully respect it.
If I may give one quick piece of advice it would be that, if youâre really hungry, I would consider selling your laptop.
Yours in trust,
Bob
----------------
NO REPLY
8
Twinklers
From: Financial Services
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Loan Available Now!
Do you need a loan for business or personal use? If yes contact us
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Financial Services
Subject: In The Nick Of Time
A big âDundee helloâ to the world famous âFinancial Servicesâ!
Thanks for getting in touch. I need some readies badly. Can you Geldof me up? 23
Your Servant,
Bob Servant
----------------
From: Peter Smith
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Application
Mr Servant
Thanks for your mail. I want you to fill the information required for the processing of the loan request. Interest rate is 3% per annum. We put our client interest first in our transaction and we promise to give you our best
FILL THE BORROWERâS INFORMATION BELOW:
Your Name:
Your Address:
Your Country:
Your Occupation:
Sex/Age:
Loan Amount Needed:
Loan Duration:
Monthly Income:
Cell Phone Number:
Have a nice day and God Bless you. Best Regards,
Peter Smith Financial Services
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Peter Smith
Subject: Quick Question
Peter,
Thanks for getting in touch, itâs nice to hear from the organ grinder directly. I think itâs fantastic that youâre lending out readies and Geldoffing up the people because itâs dark times round our way, Peter, what with the recession and all.
The Broughty Ferry branch of the Bank of Scotland has even cancelled fancy dress Fridays because it was hitting the wrong note. 24 Not before time to be honest, Peter, Iâve heard some horror stories. The boys from Berkeleyâs Butchers went in with their redundancy cheques and were served by a six foot tall Noel Edmonds, while my neighbour Frank got turned down for a remortgage by Freddie Mercury which was a blow for him financially and has given him some awful nightmares.
So well done to Financial Services and yourself personally for stepping into the breach. Can I just check, are there any rules about what the loan has to be for? And you donât have a branch in Dundee do you? That would save on the legwork.
Bob
----------------
From: Peter Smith
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Application Form
Hello Bob,
I looked up Dundee in Scotland. This is a long way from us bob. We are based in the Financial Center here in Singapore. We also operate in India. We give out loans to all kinds of people, firms, school, churches and industries. So there are not rules for the loan purpose do not worry.
We are certified, trustworthy and reliable. Just send your personal information to begin. The form is attached again.
Our Address for your records Bob
Registered Company Name: Standard Alliance Loans international, Inc.
RC No: 04589
Office Address:New Delhi
Telephone Number:
Best Regards,
Peter Smith
Financial Services
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Peter Smith
Subject: OK
Peter,
OK, hereâs my full plan for the loan. I want to start a magazine called Twinklers. What kind of magazine will Twinklers be? Hold tight and Iâll tell you. Twinklers will exclusively feature amateur models with particularly twinkly eyes. You simply do not get anything better in life, Peter,
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