especially the one I havenât said yet.â âWhat? That I get jealous because you see other men?â Thatâs another. A very big one. Jealousy, which I canât take. But itâs not the one I was going to give.â âDonât let me stop you. What is it?â âForget it.â âBut I want to know the big reason of them all.â âReason one. Persistence. Stop it. Leave me alone.â She goes downstairs. I follow her. âReason ten or eleven. You hound me. Just what youâre doing. Following me, hounding me. Always on my back after Iâve said get off.â âAnd one I have against you is repetition. You repeat things too much. You say something and then repeat it till itâs dead.â âYou donât? You just did. Maybe itâs the one thing we have in common.â She looks around. âGood. You have all your things packed from downstairs. Now please get your clothes and bathroom things and catch the five oâclock bus.â âFive after five. And reason two for me is your inconsiderateness. For you couldnât have driven me? The last thing I asked from you and you wouldnât? Well, thanks.â âIâve an appointment around that time, thatâs why.â âYou couldâve called to delay it. But thatâs only part of your inconsiderateness. And maybe youâre a liar too. Because before you said it wouldâve been too sad or disturbing for you to be with me during the trip.â That too.â âBull.â She leaves the house. I follow her. âDamn you, will you get your things and leave?â âRight. One reason in my favor and which should maybe cancel out one of the twelve to fourteen negative ones is that I take orders well. Obedience. Yes, sir. At your command. Goodbye.â I salute her, go into the house, pack my things upstairs, stuff what I canât get into the carryall into two shopping bags, and leave. Sheâs nowhere around. I walk up the hill and wait for the bus. It doesnât come. I walk down the hill and knock on her door. She opens it. Sheâs been crying. âBus never came.â âIs that true?â âSwear. Got there before five. Waited for more than a half hour. I didnât want to come back. Honest. Youâve been crying.â âSo?â âNot about us, of course.â âDonât be reason number whatever it was before.â âIâve been crying too. Why are we doing this? Not the crying, but just this.â âIâm not sure. Anyway, what weâre doing is right.â âRight. Can I come in and call the bus company to see whatâs wrong?â âBut be quick.â The bus company man says âBecause of road construction the routeâs been changed from Sunset Drive to River Road on weekdays from seven-thirty to half past six. We posted a notice on the post office and community bulletin boards of all the towns affected.â âYou shouldâve posted them at the libraries too, but thanks.â To Mona: âIâve got to run if Iâm to catch the five after six bus.â She sticks out her hand. We shake. âNo goodbye kiss?â I say. âWouldnât do.â She goes upstairs. âLast chance to keep me?â I yell. âBye.â I go to River Road and wait for the bus. It comes. I donât wave it down. I go back to Monaâs and knock on the door. Her son opens it. âOh, you got home,â I say. âWhat are you doing? I thought you were already here.â âYour mother and I had a little spat.â âFor good this time?â âI think so.â Then what are you doing back with your bags?â âBurleigh, how can you be so insensitive? Youâre supposed to feel relatively crumbled that I wonât be around anymore.â âIâll miss you, donât worry, but what