Wallbanger

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    “Allow me to make some introductions here. Caroline works with Jillian, and Mimi and Sophia are her, oh, what do you call it—BFFs?” Benjamin smiled, gesturing to me.
    “Wow, BFFs? Who’s been teaching you the lingo, daddy-o?” I laughed and extended my hand to Big Guy. “Hi, I’m Caroline. Nice to meet you.”
    He engulfed my hand with his paw. It actually was like a paw. Mimi was gonna lose her mind with this one. His eyes were full of fun as he smiled down at me.
    “Hey, Caroline. I’m Neil. This tool here is Ryan,” he said, nodding over his shoulder at Glasses.
    “Thanks, remind me of that next time you can’t remember your email password.” Ryan laughed good-naturedly and extended his hand to me. I shook it, noticing how scorchingly green his eyes were. If Sophia had kids with this guy, they would be illegally beautiful.
    I made sure to handle the continued introductions as Benjamin stepped away. We began to small talk, and I chuckled as the four of them began their little getting-to-know-you dance. Neil spotted someone he knew behind me and shouted, “Hey, Parker, get your pretty-boy ass over here and meet our new friends.”
    “I’m coming, I’m coming,” I heard a voice say behind me, and I turned to see who was joining our group.
    The first thing I saw was blue. Blue sweater, blue eyes. Blue. Beautifully blue. Then I saw red as I recognized who belonged to the blue.
    “Fucking Wallbanger,” I hissed, frozen on the spot.
    His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment.
    “Fucking Pink Nightie Girl,” he finally concluded. He grimaced.
    We stared, seething as the air literally turned electric between us, snapping and crackling.
    The four behind us had fallen silent, listening to this little interchange. Then they caught up.
    “That’s Wallbanger?” Sophia screeched.
    “Wait a minute, that’s Pink Nightie Girl?” Neil laughed, and Mimi and Ryan snorted.
    My face flamed bright red as I processed this information, and Simon’s sneer became that damnable smirk I’d seen that night in the hallway—when I’d banged on his door and made him quit giving it to the Giggler and yelled at him. When I’d been wearing…
    “Pink Nightie Girl. Pink Nightie Girl!” I choked out, beyond pissed. Beyond angry. Well into Furious Town. I stared at him, pouring all of my tension into that one look. All of the sleepless nights and lost Os and cold showers and banana thrusting and merciless wet dreams went into that one look.
    I wanted to level him with my eyes, make him beg for mercy. But no…Not Simon, Director of the International House Of Orgasms.
    He
    Was
    Still
    Smirking.

Chapter Six
    W E S TOOD S TARING A T E ACH O THER , waves of anger and annoyance pinging back and forth between us. We glared, he with the smirk and me with the sneer, until I noticed that our very own peanut gallery had fallen silent again, along with every other guest in the kitchen. I looked past my neighbor and saw Jillian standing with Benjamin with an inquisitive look on her face—no doubt wondering why her protégé was squaring off in the middle of her housewarming.
    Wait a minute—how the hell did she know Simon? Why was he even here?
    I felt a tiny hand on my shoulder and spun quickly to see Mimi.
    “Easy, Trigger. You don’t need to go nuclear at Jillian’s, ’kay?” she whispered, smiling shyly at Simon. I tossed her a look and turned back to him, finding him joined by our hosts.
    “Caroline, I didn’t realize you knew Simon. What a small world!” Jillian exclaimed, clasping her hands together.
    “I wouldn’t say I know him, but I’m familiar with his work,” I replied through clenched teeth. Mimi danced in a circle around us like a little kid with a secret.
    “Jillian, you won’t believe this but—” she started, her voice bubbling over with barely concealed mirth.
    “Mimi…” I warned.
    “Simon is Simon from next door! Simon Wallbanger!” Sophia cried, grasping

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