what he was going to say to the Queen. (âSorry to barge in like this Your Majesty . . . â)
He climbed on and on.
Until he was dazzled by a white and searing light.
Colin knew Uncle Bob and Aunty Iris would chuck a mental and they did.
They controlled themselves while the police lectured them on the sins of letting kids out at 3.30 at night and pointed out repeatedly to them how lucky everyone was that no one was being charged. This time.
But when the police had gone they really let rip.
âThis is the thanks we get,â yelled Aunty Iris, âfor taking you into our home to give your mother and father a chance to cope with . . . things. Alistair, stop snivelling.â
âWeâre in the computer now,â roared Uncle Bob, âthis whole family, in the police computer. Alistair, use your hanky.â
âYou could both have been killed,â yelled Aunty Iris. âSpecially you, Alistair. Well, thatâs it.
Youâre both staying in the house from now on. Iâll be locking the doors when I go to work and theyâll stay locked till I get back.â
âThat wonât stop me,â yelled Colin. âThe Queenâll get to my letter eventually, then sheâll come round here with a tank and hash the door down.â
âNo she flippinâ wonât,â roared Uncle Bob.
Youâre right, thought Colin, she wonât.
Afterwards, when the shouting had stopped and Colin was lying on his bed, he was surprised to see Uncle Bobâs face appear round the door.
âForget the Queen,â said Uncle Bob. âThe likes of her hasnât got time for the likes of us. In this world ordinary people have to solve their own problems.â
âI was just thinking that,â said Colin.
Chapter Nine
Colin started with the local doctorâs surgery. He got the number from Alistair and dialled.
âGâday, could you tell me which is the best cancer hospital in London?â
âHow old are you?â said a woman with a posh accent, which Colin could tell a mile off she was bunging on.
He told her.
âSorry, we havenât got time for school projects,â she said and hung up.
Colin put another 10p into Aunty Irisâs phone money tin and thought who to ring next.
The City of London Information Centre? The Houses of Parliament?
The Times?
He rang the Royale Fish Bar in Peckham.
âCancer âospital?â said the fish bar man, concerned. âYou poorly are you, son?â
âItâs my brother,â said Colin.
âPoor bleeder,â said the man. ââAng on, Iâll ask the missus.â
He came back after a bit and said that the customers in the shop all agreed that the best cancer hospital in London was the one that had cured Ernie Stringfellowâs prostate trouble. He told Colin the name and the address.
âHope it does the trick for âim, son, God love âim,â
Colin thanked the man, put the phone down and went out to the kitchen, where Alistair was trying to tie a lasso knot in his pyjama cord.
This was going to be the tricky bit.
Aunty Iris and Uncle Bob had locked both the front door and the back door and taken the keys to work with them. Ten seconds after theyâd gone, Colin had checked all the downstairs windows and found that theyâd got locks on them too.
He was a prisoner.
âIs there a screwdriver around?â asked Colin.
âDad keeps all his tools out in the garage,â replied Alistair.
Colin had feared that.
âWhat do you want a screwdriver for?â asked Alistair.
âTo take the lock off the back door.â
Alistairâs eyes widened with horror.
âYou canât do that. Theyâll go bananas. Theyâll kill us. You donât know my mum. Sheâll . . . theyâll . . .â
Alistair was panicking.
Colin had feared that too.
âListen,â he said, âitâs OK.
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