Twittering from the Circus of the Dead What is Twitter? âTwitter is a service for friends, family, and co-workers to communicate and stay connected through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? . . . Answers must be under 140 characters in length and can be sent via mobile texting, instant message, or the Web.â âfrom twitter.com TYME2WASTE Iâm only trying this because Iâm so bored I wish I was dead. Hi Twitter. Want to know what Iâm doing? Screaming inside. 8:17 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE My, didnât that sound melodramatic. 8:19 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Lets try this again. Hello Twitterverse. I am Blake and Blake is me. What am I doing? Counting seconds. 8:23 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Only about 50,000 more until we pack up and finish what is hopefully the last family trip of my life. 8:25 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Itâs been all downhill since we got to Colorado. And I donât mean on my snowboard. 8:27 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE We were supposed to spend the break boarding and skiing but itâs too cold and wonât stop snowing so we had to go to plan B. 8:29 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Plan B is Mom and I face off in a contest to see who can make the other cry hot tears of rage and hate first. 8:33 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Iâm winning. All I have to do to make Mom leave the room at this point is walk into it. Wait, Iâm walking into the room where she is now . . . 8:35 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Sheâs such a mean bitch. 10:11 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE @caseinSD, @bevsez, @harmlesspervo yay my real friends! I miss San Diego. Home soon. 10:41 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE @caseinSD Hell no Iâm not afraid Mom is going to read any of this. Sheâs never going to know about it. 10:46 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE After she made me take down my blog, itâs not like Iâm ever going to tell her. 10:48 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE You know what bitchy thing she said to me a couple hours ago? She said the reason I donât like Colorado is because I canât blog about it. 10:53 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Sheâs always saying the Net is more real for me and my friends than the world. For us nothing really happens till someone blogs about it. 10:55 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Or writes about it on their Facebook page. Or at least sends an instant message about it. She says the internet is âlife validation.â 10:55 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Oh and we donât go online because itâs fun. She has this attitude that people socially network âcause theyâre scared to die. Itâs deep. 10:58 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE She sez no one ever blogs their own death. No one instant-messages about it. No oneâs Facebook status ever says âdead.â 10:59 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE So for online people, death doesnât happen. People go online to hide from death and wind up hiding from life. Words right from her lips. 11:01 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Shit like that, she ought to write fortune cookies for a living. You see why I want to strangle her. With an ethernet cable. 11:02 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE Little bro asked if I could blog about him having sex with a certain goth girl from school to make it real, but no one laughed. 11:06 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE I told Mom, no, the reason I hate Colorado is âcause Iâm stuck with her and itâs all waaaaay too real. 11:09 PM â 28 Feb from Tweetie TYME2WASTE And she said that was progress and got this smug bitch look on her face and then Dad threw down his book & left the