more tangled than before,â Penelope cautioned. âYou must hold your hands steady.â
Cassiopeia raised her yarn-wrapped hands to the top of her head and opened her eyes wide, until they were very round indeed. â Arrivederci! â she trilled in a high voice. âThat is Italian. It means âI want to go shopping!ââ
âNow, now,â Penelope said quickly. âIt is not polite to pretend to be other peopleââ
Before she could say another word, the children plopped the whole mess of yarn on Penelopeâs head. âLook at Lady Constance!â they cried, forgetting to be quiet. âHer hair is pretty and yellow as a daffodil in spring!â
This time their fellow travelers stared openly. Some stood up to get a better look. Once more the whispers began.
âMaking fun of Her Ladyship, tsk, tsk !â
âNot very respectful, if you ask me.â
âSets a poor example for the children . . .â
Snoreâ
Disaster! Penelope wished she might crawl under her seat and hide for the rest of the trip. âIf this gossip finds its way back to Lord and Lady Ashton, it would be enough to lose my position over,â she fretted. âWhat an unfortunate misunderstanding that would be . . . hmm . . . now there is an interesting effect. . . .â
Her worried thoughts trailed off, for she had caught sight of her reflection in the train window. The window was scratched and clouded, and with the landscape whooshing by on the other side, the glass offered an imperfect reflection at bestâbut one that, ironically,made her look much more like Lady Constance than a mirror ever could.
Curious, she widened her eyes and tried to look silly. With all the blur and motion, the illusion was striking. âIt is not that I look exactly like Lady Constance,â she thought. âBut I give quite a convincing impression of Lady Constance, at a glance.â (Coincidentally, and only a few decades into the future, a group of French painters called the Impressionists invented a style in which landscapes and people were shown precisely as if they were glimpsed through the scratched window of a moving train. At first, no one knew what to make of these blurry paintings, but they soon became popular and now they, too, hang in the galleries of the worldâs great museums to this very day.)
Fascinated, Penelope turned her head this way and that, and stole quick glimpses of herself. âA professional thespian would hardly be surprised, but truly, it is amazing how a modest use of stagecraft can make one person resemble another. . . .â She swiped the yarn off her head. âEureka!â she exclaimed. Everyone in the train car but the sleeping Mrs. Clarke was staring at her now, but she no longer cared.
âWhat did you discover, Lumawoo?â the children begged to know.
Penelope tapped one temple with a fingertip. âThe answer to a riddle. The solution to a puzzle. The key to a conundrum.â
âYou mean, you discovered . . . synonyms?â Alexander asked, puzzled.
âI shall explain everything to you, later. Right now I must write a letter.â Filled with inspiration, Penelope extracted a sheet of stationery and a matching envelope from her bag. (Along with a supply of clean pocket handkerchiefs, a respectable person of any age should always carry some decent stationery, for one never knows when one will be called upon to write a thank-you note.)
Beowulf could not contain his curiosity. âA letter to whom?â
âTo Simon,â she answered, taking out her fountain pen. âTo Simon Harley-Dickinson.â
âSimawoo!â the children half howled. Penelope did not scold them, for she too would have howled with delight at the prospect of seeing Simon, had she been in the least bit prone to howling.
âWill we see him in Brighton? He likes the ocean,â asked Cassiopeia.
âAnd navigation,â said
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