next door to you.â Dork.
âAh, yes, the young female next door who is always spying on me,â said Henry. âI believe I have noticed her. She should wash her bedroom window. I predict sheâll have a better view of my greenhouse that way.â Moron.
âWell, you have a good shopping experience, Henry,â I said. âI gotta go.â A crab-like leg spiraled out and again blocked my path. It had a foot attached to it. The foot was wearing a raggedy pink sock and a thick brown shoe with black laces. The pants were green polyester and possibly came from his grandmotherâs dresser drawer. The sock, I would assume, belonged to somebodyâs Barbie doll. No one had ever accused Henry of being a slave to fashion.
âI wouldnât mind hearing about your project, Miss McKinnon,â Henry said, but it sounded more like hissing. âThat is, if youâd be willing to share details with a fellow scientist.â I smiled my perfect fake smile, the one I created the first day I met Henry Helmsby.
âActually, Millicent and I are keeping our project a secret,â I said. âBut I understand yours is a marriage of the Maine potato and the red turnip. Iâm sure they will be very happy together. I give you my blessing.â I imagined just then a potato and a turnip on the top of a wedding cake, instead of the usual little plastic bride and groom.
Henryâs tiny eyes got beadier when I said this. His skinny neck turned his head so that the eyes could look right at me.
âThe turnip is very historic,â said Henry, all important, like he was Gregor Mendel or something. Henry once wrote a book report on Mendelâs life, and his report was fifty pages longer than the actual book. âEarly colonists brought it to the New World in 1609. Itâs a member of the Brassica family.â
âNo kidding?â I said, my eyes all glassy with boredom. âWell, Iâm a member of the McKinnon family and I better get home before my supper gets cold, or Mom will kill me.â
As I hurried down the aisle, I imagined my reflection caught in the lenses of Henryâs large spectacles.
***
Sunday afternoon and night dribbled by slowly and painfully like the drip-drop, drip-drop of a leaky faucet, taking forever and driving me insane. At least the rain finally stopped. But without Marilee, my plan was still on ice. Finally, around five oâclock in the afternoon, I sent Marilee an instant message. I figured she would have her laptop at the motel. As much as it killed me, I hadnât contacted her since Friday night. I hoped she could concentrate on visiting her dad and possibly even liking his girlfriend.
AllagashRobbie: Howâs it going?
Iâd forgotten about the message and was playing Spider Solitaire when the rooster crowed and a reply zinged back to me.
MeMarilee: I hate her!
AllagashRobbie: Give it time. Hang in there. See you soon. Tomorrow night: Petersonâs mountain!
When she didnât reply, I figured theyâd probably gone out for supper, or âdinnerâ as they would be calling it, confusing the local waitresses.
I canât tell you why, but I hate Sundays. Everyone just seems to wander around like chickens without heads, waiting for school or work on Monday morning. So I got into bed early, flicked on my TV, and found Americaâs Got Talent. I watched a really cool kid dance. He was cute too. He looked a lot like Billy Ferguson, dark-haired and dark-eyed. Since that fiasco on Frog Hill, I had tried not to think of Billy in the way I often did. Sometimes, I would imagine him roaring into my yard on his four-wheeler, and instead of asking for Johnny, heâd say, âIs Roberta busy? Can she come riding with me?â And Iâd put on my Fly helmet, which is pink and gray and white and has the word âFLYâ written on it. Iâd jump on the machine behind Billy and wrap my arms around his waist. Then off
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