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    “That” was a postscript about which Mr Purdell had some excuse to be puzzled.
    “We hear that the Saint is back in this country. People who remember what he did in New York a couple of years ago might feel like inviting him to take a trip out here. We can promise he would find plenty of material on which to exercise his talents.”
    “What Saint are they talkin’ about?” asked the mayor. “I thought all the Saints was dead.”
    “This one isn’t,” said Mr Eisenfeld; but for the moment the significance of the name continued to elude him. He had an idea that he had heard it before and that it should have meant something definite to him. “I think he was a crook who had a great run in New York a while back. No, I remember it now. Wasn’t he a sort of free-lance reformer who had some crazy idea he could clean up the city and put everything to rights… ?”
    He began to recall further details; and then as his memory improved he closed the subject abruptly. There were incidents among the stories that came filtering back into his recollection which gave him a vague discomfort in the pit of his stomach. It was ridiculous, of course—a cheap journalistic glorification of a common gangster; and yet, for some reason, certain stories which he remembered having read in the newspapers at the time made him feel that he would be happier if the Saint’s visit to Elmford remained a theoretical proposition.
    “We got lots of other more important things to think about, Sam,” he said abruptly, pushing the newspaper into the wastebasket. “Look here—about this monument of yours on the Elmford Riviera …”
    The Elmford Riviera was the latest and most ambitious public work which the administration had undertaken up to that date. It was to be the crowning achievement in Sam Purdell’s long list of benevolences towards his beloved citizens.
    A whole two miles of the riverbank had been acquired by the city and converted into a pleasure park which the sponsors of the scheme claimed would rival anything of its kind ever attempted in the state. At one end of it a beautiful casino had been erected where the citizens of Elmford might gorge themselves with food, deafen themselves with three orchestras and dance in tightly wedged ecstasy till feet gave way. At the other end was to be provided a children’s playground, staffed with trained attendants, where the infants of Elmford might be left to bawl their heads off under the most expert and scientific supervision while their elders stopped to enjoy the adult amenities of the place. Behind the riverside drive, a concession had been arranged for an amusement park in which the populace could be shaken to pieces on roller coasters, whirled off revolving discs, thrown about in barrels, skittered over the falls and generally enjoy all the other elaborate forms of discomfort which help to make the modern seeker after relaxation so contemptuous of the unimaginative makeshift tortures which less enlightened souls had to get along with in medieval days. On the bank of the river itself, thousands of tons of sand had been imported to create an artificial beach where droves of holiday-makers could be herded together to blister and steam themselves into blissful imitations of the well-boiled prawn. It was, in fact, to be a place where Elm-ford might suffer all the horrors of Coney Island without the added torture of getting there.
    And in the centre of this Elysian esplanade there was to be a monument to the man whose unquenchable devotion to the community had presented it with this last and most delightful blessing.
    Sam Purdell had been modestly diffident about the monument, but Mr Eisenfeld had insisted on it.
    “You gotta have a monument, Sam,” he had said. “The town owes it to you. Why, here you’ve been working for them all these years; and if you passed on tomorrow,” said Mr Eisenfeld, with his voice quivering at the mere thought of such a calamity, “what would there be