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squeaked.
    “Nothing,” Claire said. Luckily she wasn't the only one who noticed how ridiculous Dylan looked.
    “You look like that hunter guy from Bugs Bunny,” Alicia said.
    Kristen lifted her head and giggled. “Elmer Fudd.”
    It wasn't long before everyone was laughing at Dylan and the focus was off Claire. She had learned a lot in the last six months.
    The girls continued working on the list until Massie was satisfied.
    “Done.” She finally hit print and presented them all with a copy of the master packing list.
    CONFIDENTIAL THE PRETTY COMMITTEE'S MASTER PACKING LIST LAKE PLACID
    OUTERWEAR
    • Cropped bomber jackets with furry hoods
    • Nothing past the knees
    • Wool & cashmere coats (for nights)
    • Matching hat & glove sets only (strictly for warmth) Nothing you would ever wear skiing
    FOOTWEAR
    • Moccasins
    • Uggs (knee-high only)
    • Cowboy boots for night
    • Rhinestone-covered Keds (if you dare)
    TOPS
    • Sexy V-necks
    • Earth tones
only
    • No Juicy Couture sweats (jeans, purses, and tops are okay)
    • C&C tank tops for layering
    • Cute dresses for night
    • No waffle shirts or any other form of long john you might wear skiing
    BOTTOMS
    • Dark wash jeans
    • Cords (earth tones only)
    • Skirts for night (nothing below the knee)
    • Tights (no black)
    • No long johns
    SLEEPWEAR
    • Camis and boy shorts. End of story.
    JEWELRY
    • MASSIE ONLY: Necklaces (as many as the neck can hold)
    • Diamond studs
    • Gold hoops
    • Rings (all kinds)
    • Watches (all kinds. Even Baby G-Shock are okay, Claire.)
    • Brooches are so out. Leave them behind.
    TECHNOLOGY
    • Portable DVD players (and chargers)
    • Cell phones (and chargers)
    • Sidekicks (and chargers)
    • Video cameras (and chargers)
    • IPods/iPod shuffles/iPod minis/iPod nanos (and chargers)
    • Portable speakers (and plugs)
    • Bose noise-reduction headphones (extra AAA batteries)
    • Digital cameras (and chargers)
    • No Game Boys (antisocial. Besides, boys will have them. Good excuse to talk to them.)
    • Flashlight optional (do they run on batteries? If so, bring batteries.)
    UNDERWEAR
    • Socks
    • Bras (ALICIA!)
    • Underwear (No granny panties, Claire.)
    COSMETICS
    • Face soap
    • Body soap
    • Deodorant
    • Moisturizer
    • Powder
    • Razor, shaving cream
    • Perfume (one for day/one for night)
    • Q-tips
    • Makeup remover
    • Electric toothbrush
    • Dental floss
    • Toothpaste
    • Mouthwash
    • Tweezers
    • Eyelash curlers
    • Mascara
    • Zit cream
    • Cover-up
    • Visine
    • Nail polish (top and base coat too)
    • Nail polish remover
    • Nail file
    • Cuticle clipper
    • Eyeliner
    • Eye shadow
    • Blush
    • Lip gloss
    • Lip balm
    • Lipstick
    • Shampoo
    • Conditioner
    • Deep conditioner
    • Leave-in conditioner
    • Brush
    • Comb
    • Hair dryer
    • Diffuser
    • Curling iron
    • Flatiron
    • Antifrizz serum
    • Shine serum
    • Bug spray
    OTHER
    • Scented candles
    • Magazines
    • Gum (sugar-free)
    • Lavender-scented sheet spray
    • Satin blindfolds for sleeping
    • Slippers
    • Bathrobe
    • Shower cap
    • Hair clips and elastics
    Claire reviewed the list knowing full well the only approved item she would have was the underwear, because she'd just bought ten new pairs from Victoria's Secret.
    “Remember”—Massie put her hands on her hips—”if this document is leaked, it could be very dangerous.”
    Claire tried as hard as she could to think of how this type of information could be “dangerous.” She couldn't come up with a single thing and hoped someone else would ask, but they all seemed to understand completely.
    “In case any of you aren't sure
why
this cannot fall into enemy hands, I'll explain.” Massie looked right at Claire. Thankfully the room was dark, so no one could see her blush. “I went online and did a search. There are no cute stores in the Adirondacks. So if everyone starts dressing like us, we can't run to the mall