with your name on it.â
âShut up, douche!â
I check my watch. Two minutes forty.
Mum comes in all smiles and carrying a green recycling bag stuffed full of books and clothes.Sheâs obviously heard or decided that Iâm going to be in here for a while.
âHello, darling. Sleep well?â
âLike a log.â
âThatâs good.â
âA log?â says Kate.
âYeah. Woke up in the middle of a forest covered in wombat poo.â
Kate turns away from the seascape. âReally?â Sometimes Kate is about as much use as an ashtray on a hang-glider.
âOh, Kate,â sighs Mum. âGo and see where your fatherâs got to.â
âOkay,â she says brightly. She loves being given things to do. Probably keeps her mind from eating itself. Kate will probably end up curing cancer or coming up with a unified theory of the universe, but when Dad told her the joke about how Irish astronauts had landed safely on the sun because they went at night, she believed him. She even told her teacher and the rest of her year-two class the names of the two astronauts: Pat MaGroin and Phil Macavity. Dad felt so bad he went up to school and apologised personally to the teacher.
âYouâd better drop breadcrumbs behind you,â I suggest to Kate as she starts to leave. âOr youâll never find your way back.â
âDec,â chastises Mum gently.
âI donât have any breadcrumbs,â says Kate.
I look at her and shake my head. âYeah. Thatâs the only thing wrong with that plan.â
âDouchebag!â snaps Kate as she heads off to look for Dad.
âAnd donât step on any cracks in the tiles,â I call after her. âOr youâll have to come back and start again.â
âWhy do you have to wind her up so much, Dec?â
âBecause itâs fun.â
Mum raises her eyebrows. âShe could say one or two things about you right now, you know.â
âYeah. But youâve drilled her not to. And itâs killing her.â
Mum comes around behind me and kisses the top of my sun-drenched hair. âOh, youâre nice and warm. You did sleep well?â
âYeah. Had a little help.â
âWe all need help at times.â Mum comes around and sits next to me. She holds my hand. Thereâs no one else around so itâs okay. âDo you want to talk about it? Before they get here.â
âNot really.â
âIt might help.â
âIâm not sure I understand it.â
âHow are you feeling?â
âBetter than yesterday. Well, a bit anyway. The painâs not as bad.â
âDo you understand what it would have done to us had you â¦â She trails off. Itâs just too big. âYou have to know when to ask for help. I couldnât have survived if youâd â¦â
I shrug. âI didnât know I needed help.â
Mum wipes her eyes. How could I have not realised that this is what it would have done to her, to Kate, to Dad? But thatâs the thing when your mind cracks. You donât know that itâs cracked, because the very thing that lets you know that you have a cracked mind is the very thing thatâs cracked.
âYour dadâs sorry about yesterday.â
âYeah, right.â
âNo, Dec, he really is. He wants to take you fishing.â
Weâve never gone fishing in our lives. âFishing?â
âI know, but let him. Itâs his way of dealing with it.â
I look at the seascape opposite. I have a psycho moment and so now marine life has to die. Hardly seems fair. I donât know why we just donât wander off into the wilderness Lord-of-the-Flies style and slaughter a goat or kill a pig.
âWas it just Lisa or was it ⦠the other stuff with ââ
âI donât know,â I interrupt, because I donât want to hear her name. âCan we leave it?â
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