lovely to be here.â Helena smiled her impeccably white-toothed smile at him, and he stared dopily at her.
Gross.
Helena nudged her daughter subtly. âThank you for having us,â Marianne added quietly, looking at Dad. Dad then looked at me.
Iâm not sure what he was expecting. I assume he hoped I might follow suit and take my turn graciously to announce how âlovelyâ it was to have them. To his disappointment, my brain was still not fully functioning.
âMy chin is not normally this red,â I began.
The three of them stared at me.
âYeah,â I continued when no one replied. âI had an incident on the stairs.â
I thought about launching into an explanation, but I decided I had nothing else to add so I just nodded slowly. Dad opened his mouth as though to comment but thought better and closed it again.
âWell, Iâm so glad that weâve all been introduced,â Helena said brightly, taking a step back to put her arm around my dad.
Weird. Weird. Weird. A movie star just put her arm around my DAD.
Helena giggled, and I saw Marianne narrow her eyes at her in suspicion.
âI think itâs time to tell them, Nick,â Helena said enthusiastically, gazing up at my father, fluttering her eyelashes.
âYes,â he said deeply, taking her hand in his.
He took her hand . My DAD took the HAND of HELENA MONTAINE, a woman who happens to have a STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And she wasnât pulling it away. It was like it was a NORMAL THING TO DO.
On vacation in Portugal once my dad wore swimming trunks that had elephants sipping cocktails on them. And now he was holding Helena Montaineâs hand.
NOTHING MADE SENSE ANYMORE.
He cleared his throat. âMarianne and Anna, we have something weâd like to tell you.â
Marianne gave a fleeting nervous look in my direction.
Grinning like a mischievous teenager, my dad looked down at Helena, who turned to us excitedly with tears in her eyes.
âWe wanted you both to know.â She beamed. âWeâre getting married!â
8.
âYOU LOOK AWFUL !â
Jess and Danny peered down at me where I was sitting in the corner of the hockey field.
âSo what happened?! Why are we here? You hate sports!â Jess plonked herself down next to me.
âFirst of all, are you okay?â Danny asked, giving Jess an admonishing look. Itâs very difficult to hide your feelings from Danny, especially when he looks at you in such an earnest manner, which was what he was doing. Maybe itâs something to do with those angelic curls, but whatever it is, it makes Danny seem very trustworthy.
âIâm fine.â I sighed dramatically, picking at the grass.
Jess tutted impatiently, and I scowled at her for ruining the moment.
âWeâre here because every normal personâexcept for you, Jessâhates field hockey and would never hang out here voluntarily, and I donâtwant anyone else to overhear.â
âAnna, what could be so bad? Did you step on a snail again?â She folded her arms.
âThat snail came out of nowhere! And we promised to never speak of that day again.â
âWell then, whatâs the problem?â
I took a deep breath and told them.
âHelena Montaine?! Thatâs insane!â Jess gasped.
I nodded.
âMarianne Montaine was in your house?â Danny gaped.
âYes.â
âWow.â He looked dazed.
âWipe the saliva off your chin there, Danny,â Jess mocked before turning back to me and shaking her head in disbelief. âWhat did you do when they announced their engagement?â
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Marianne and I had stood there in stunned silence. Helena and Dad glanced excitedly from one of us to the other, waiting for a positive reaction, but I had been unable to speak.
Marianne had eventually just blurted out, âNot again!â
âNow, Marianne,â Helena
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