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friend, did they give you a good meal?
OSIP. Yes, sir, very good. Thank you kindly.
ANNA. Your master has lots of counts and princes visiting him, hasn't
he?
OSIP
(aside)
. What shall I say? Seeing as they've given me such good
feed now, I s'pose they'll do even better later.
(Aloud.)
Yes, counts do
visit him.
MARYA. Osip, darling, isn't your master just grand?
ANNA. Osip, please tell me, how is he—
GOVERNOR. Do stop now. You just interfere with your silly talk. Well,
friend, how—
ANNA. What is your master's rank?
OSIP. The usual rank.
GOVERNOR. For God's sake, your stupid questions keep a person from
getting down to business. Tell me, friend, what sort of a man is your
master? Is he strict? Does he rag and bully a fellow—you know what I
mean—does he or doesn't he?
OSIP. Yes, he likes things to be just so. He insists on things being
just so.
GOVERNOR. I like your face. You must be a fine man, friend. What—?
ANNA. Listen, Osip, does your master wear uniform in St. Petersburg?
GOVERNOR. Enough of your tattle now, really. This is a serious matter, a
matter of life and death. (To Osip.) Yes, friend, I like you very much.
It's rather chilly now and when a man's travelling an extra glass of tea
or so is rather welcome. So here's a couple of rubles for some tea.
OSIP
(taking the money.)
Thank you, much obliged to you, sir. God grant
you health and long life. You've helped a poor man.
GOVERNOR. That's all right. I'm glad to do it. Now, friend—
ANNA. Listen, Osip, what kind of eyes does your master like most?
MARYA. Osip, darling, what a dear nose your master has!
GOVERNOR. Stop now, let me speak.
(To Osip.)
Tell me, what does your
master care for most? I mean, when he travels what does he like?
OSIP. As for sights, he likes whatever happens to come along. But what
he likes most of all is to be received well and entertained well.
GOVERNOR. Entertained well?
OSIP. Yes, for instance, I'm nothing but a serf and yet he sees to it
that I should be treated well, too. S'help me God! Say we'd stop at
some place and he'd ask, "Well, Osip, have they treated you well?" "No,
badly, your Excellency." "Ah," he'd say, "Osip, he's not a good host.
Remind me when we get home." "Oh, well," thinks I to myself
(with a wave
of his hand)
. "I am a simple person. God be with them."
GOVERNOR. Very good. You talk sense. I've given you something for tea.
Here's something for buns, too.
OSIP. You are too kind, your Excellency.
(Puts the money in his pocket.)
I'll sure drink your health, sir.
ANNA. Come to me, Osip, and I'll give you some, too.
MARYA. Osip, darling, kiss your master for me.
Khlestakov is heard to give a short cough in the next room.
GOVERNOR. Hush!
(Rises on tip-toe. The rest of the conversation in the
scene is carried on in an undertone.)
Don't make a noise, for heaven's
sake! Go, it's enough.
ANNA. Come, Mashenka, I'll tell you something I noticed about our guest
that I can't tell you unless we are alone together.
(They go out.)
GOVERNOR. Let them talk away. If you went and listened to them, you'd
want to stop up your ears.
(To Osip.)
Well, friend—
Scene XI
The same, Derzhimorda and Svistunov.
GOVERNOR. Sh—sh! Bandy-legged bears—thumping their boots on the floor!
Bump, bump as if a thousand pounds were being unloaded from a wagon.
Where in the devil have you been knocking about?
DERZHIMORDA. I had your order—
GOVERNOR. Hush!
(Puts his hand over Derzhimorda's mouth.)
Like a bull
bellowing.
(Mocking him.)
"I had your order—" Makes a noise like an
empty barrel.
(To Osip.)
Go, friend, and get everything ready for your
master. And you two, you stand on the steps and don't you dare budge
from the spot. And don't let any strangers enter the house, especially
the merchants. If you let a single one in, I'll—The instant you see
anybody with a petition, or even without a petition and he looks as if
he wanted to present a petition against me, take him by the scruff of
the neck, give him a good
OSIP. Yes, sir, very good. Thank you kindly.
ANNA. Your master has lots of counts and princes visiting him, hasn't
he?
OSIP
(aside)
. What shall I say? Seeing as they've given me such good
feed now, I s'pose they'll do even better later.
(Aloud.)
Yes, counts do
visit him.
MARYA. Osip, darling, isn't your master just grand?
ANNA. Osip, please tell me, how is he—
GOVERNOR. Do stop now. You just interfere with your silly talk. Well,
friend, how—
ANNA. What is your master's rank?
OSIP. The usual rank.
GOVERNOR. For God's sake, your stupid questions keep a person from
getting down to business. Tell me, friend, what sort of a man is your
master? Is he strict? Does he rag and bully a fellow—you know what I
mean—does he or doesn't he?
OSIP. Yes, he likes things to be just so. He insists on things being
just so.
GOVERNOR. I like your face. You must be a fine man, friend. What—?
ANNA. Listen, Osip, does your master wear uniform in St. Petersburg?
GOVERNOR. Enough of your tattle now, really. This is a serious matter, a
matter of life and death. (To Osip.) Yes, friend, I like you very much.
It's rather chilly now and when a man's travelling an extra glass of tea
or so is rather welcome. So here's a couple of rubles for some tea.
OSIP
(taking the money.)
Thank you, much obliged to you, sir. God grant
you health and long life. You've helped a poor man.
GOVERNOR. That's all right. I'm glad to do it. Now, friend—
ANNA. Listen, Osip, what kind of eyes does your master like most?
MARYA. Osip, darling, what a dear nose your master has!
GOVERNOR. Stop now, let me speak.
(To Osip.)
Tell me, what does your
master care for most? I mean, when he travels what does he like?
OSIP. As for sights, he likes whatever happens to come along. But what
he likes most of all is to be received well and entertained well.
GOVERNOR. Entertained well?
OSIP. Yes, for instance, I'm nothing but a serf and yet he sees to it
that I should be treated well, too. S'help me God! Say we'd stop at
some place and he'd ask, "Well, Osip, have they treated you well?" "No,
badly, your Excellency." "Ah," he'd say, "Osip, he's not a good host.
Remind me when we get home." "Oh, well," thinks I to myself
(with a wave
of his hand)
. "I am a simple person. God be with them."
GOVERNOR. Very good. You talk sense. I've given you something for tea.
Here's something for buns, too.
OSIP. You are too kind, your Excellency.
(Puts the money in his pocket.)
I'll sure drink your health, sir.
ANNA. Come to me, Osip, and I'll give you some, too.
MARYA. Osip, darling, kiss your master for me.
Khlestakov is heard to give a short cough in the next room.
GOVERNOR. Hush!
(Rises on tip-toe. The rest of the conversation in the
scene is carried on in an undertone.)
Don't make a noise, for heaven's
sake! Go, it's enough.
ANNA. Come, Mashenka, I'll tell you something I noticed about our guest
that I can't tell you unless we are alone together.
(They go out.)
GOVERNOR. Let them talk away. If you went and listened to them, you'd
want to stop up your ears.
(To Osip.)
Well, friend—
Scene XI
The same, Derzhimorda and Svistunov.
GOVERNOR. Sh—sh! Bandy-legged bears—thumping their boots on the floor!
Bump, bump as if a thousand pounds were being unloaded from a wagon.
Where in the devil have you been knocking about?
DERZHIMORDA. I had your order—
GOVERNOR. Hush!
(Puts his hand over Derzhimorda's mouth.)
Like a bull
bellowing.
(Mocking him.)
"I had your order—" Makes a noise like an
empty barrel.
(To Osip.)
Go, friend, and get everything ready for your
master. And you two, you stand on the steps and don't you dare budge
from the spot. And don't let any strangers enter the house, especially
the merchants. If you let a single one in, I'll—The instant you see
anybody with a petition, or even without a petition and he looks as if
he wanted to present a petition against me, take him by the scruff of
the neck, give him a good
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