see me, I guess, because he was grinning. âThank goodness weâre in time!â He knew I wouldnât let him down.
âWoof,â said Sam, in that special husky woof that he woofs only to me.
I was just about to ask Dooley to magic a hole in the fence, so Sam could get out, when a man appeared from one of the buildings in the back. I have never liked the idea of dogcatchers in general, but this was the first one Iâd ever metâand he was really bad news! As big as Frankensteinâs monster, and you could tell from that gleam in his eye that he really enjoyed his work.
âWhaddaya want here?â he barked at us. Except dogs sometimes sound nice when they bark. Men donât. âGet away from that fence! Youâre makinâ the animals nervous.â
âI want my dog,â I said. âThis is him. This is Sam.â
âGot a license? Got a permit?â
âSam has a licenseââ
âGot authorization? I picked this animal up this morninââwith specific instructions. Now get outta here!â He dragged Sam off to a bunch of dogs that were cowering against one wall. They must have been the condemned group for that day.
Behind me Dooley softly asked, âMaster, shall I make that man vanish?âand I mean vanish! Not like Maurice.â
âNo, no. Itâs not his fault heâs a creep,â I said. âAt least, donât evaporate him yet.â The man had gone into the building. âGee, I donât know what to do. Even if you get Sam out, I canât bring him home again.â
âWell, master,â said Dooley, ââtis my opinion that we should do something. I fear that the creep has evil designs on Sam.â His forehead puckered up a minute. And then, just as if it werenât a revolutionary solution, he came up with the answer. âWould Aunt Lucy object to Sam if he were not a dog?â
I didnât get him at first. âWhat else could he be?â
âOhâan insect, a fishâa man.â
âCould you make him a man â?â
âWith a flicker of these fingertips.â
âBut Dooleyââ talk about having your mind blownââa man! â
âI know, little master. But in the sight of these eyesâwhich are immortalâthe difference between an ant and a man is less than human pride might wish.â
A man!⦠âWould it hurt?â I asked.
âThere is pain in being human, but the transformation would cause him none.â
âHe might not like me any moreââ
âI think he will love you, masterâthough men are less faithful than dogs.â
âBut how long would he stay a man?â
âAs long as my spell held him.â Just like that! So matter-of-factly. âLo, master, the creep comes again.â
The dogcatcher had come out of that building and was heading for a dismal little blockhouse off in one corner of the yard. The condemned group knew what was coming, too. They were barking hysterically and running around in circles, in fear.
âDo it, Dooley!â I said. The manâs back was turned as he unlocked the door. âOh, do itâplease!â
The Genie lifted his right hand, and from the depths of his chest, he sort of sang, âOh, simple, soulless beast named SamâI call thee to the dubious estateâ of man !â
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Sam
âPut clothes on him!â I was so shocked I didnât even have time to be amazed.
Because there he was. Naked as a jaybird! Standing amid all those barking dogs, with a look on his face as if he had just dropped down from another planet. Which I suppose, in a way, he had. And itâs lucky we live in a time of hair, because he was the whiskeriest man I ever saw.
Dooley made another pass with his right hand, and just-like-that Sam had shoes, brown slacks, a white shirt, and a mottled brown sport jacket on. I havenât described Sam the dog to
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