you in detail, but he was mostly patchy brown and white, and Sam the man really did rather look like him. Of course youâd have to have known them both to see the resemblance.
The dogs were barking even louder now, because they, too, were shocked at what had happened to Sam, and the dogcatcher turned around from unlocking the gas chamber. âHey!â he shouted. âWho are you?â
Sam yelped a little in his old voice and then got out the words, âIâIâmâIâm a man? â
âAnd whaddaya think youâre doinâ in here?â
Sam looked at me with this bug-eyed, pleading expression. âHelp him, Dooley,â I whispered.
The Genie pointed his forefinger at Samâs throat. And automatically out came Samâs voice: âIâm an inspector from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.â
âYeah?âwell, we got inspected last month. Anâ weâre clean,â said the creep. âNow get outta here! Youâre makinâ the animals nervous.â
âI would have been pretty nervous myself,â said Sam furiously. âIf you know youâve got only two minutes toââ
âGet outta here!â The guy took Sam by the elbow and pushed him toward a gate in the fence, which he unbolted from inside. âAnâ stay out!â
And there we wereâface to face â¦
âSamâ?â I still didnât really believe.
âTimmyâ?â Neither did he.
Then all at once we did! And we were laughing, and Sam lifted me up and swung me back and forth. That was something Iâd often done to Sam, when I got big enough to lift him, but this was the first time heâd done it to me and it was a funny experience.
He was still pretty doggy. A lot of his laughter sounded like barking. âDooley,â I said, when Sam put me down, âyouâve got to fix that voice.â
Dooley touched his longest finger to Samâs throat and said, âYou canine voiceânow hark! Use human accents. And donât bark!â Sam cleared his throat, and after that his voice was better.
âIs everything else okay, Sam?â I asked.
He stretched out a leg. âIt feels sort of strange to stand on only two feet. The balanceââ
âI know. It takes little kids a long time. Dooley, do you think you couldââ
âLegs,â said Dooley, âstraighten up! And carry Sam with pride. Forget the quadruped inside.â I guess thatâs what you would call instant evolution.
But I was still jittery, staying there by the dog pound. âCome on.â I tugged Samâs sleeve. âLetâs go.â
Sam held back, looking into the yard. âIâm kind of sorry for all those guys. I meanâdogs.â His own face looked pretty hangdog and sad. âI got to know a couple of them.â
All I had to do was glance at Dooley. It didnât even need a spoken spell. The bolt slid back, and the gate swung open, as nice as pie.
A little terrier saw the escape route first. He couldnât believe his eyes and just gawked a minute. Then he shouted something in dog talk, and in one second there was the wildest, noisiest, furriest stream pouring through that gate that you could ever hope to see.
âHey wait!â the dogcatcher shouted. âStop!â
Nobody did, of course. I never found out what happened to all those dogs pouring up and down Houston Street, but I hope they made their way to safety.
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In the carâwe were all in the front seat, I never did like the idea of a chauffeur plunked up there all by himselfâmy nose began to twitch. âGee, Sam, I didnât keep you very clean. You smell half like Aunt Lucyâs perfume and half like a dirty kennel. I suppose thatâs the dog pound.â
âOh, now, Tim,â said Sam, âyouâre not going to give me another bath, are you? We had one
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