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and tied it around her chest. For her skirt he dragged out his old parachute and began to tear off a long swath of the silk.
    “Are you sure you want to rip that up?”
    “Now, what good is a parachute going to do me in Toroto?”
    “You never know when you’re going to have to bail out of here.”
    “You bring that up a lot,” said Charles, tucking the chute around her hips, making a full, low-swung wrap, like a belly dancer’s. “My leaving. You don’t seem to get it, Kaiser. I’m gonna be buried here.”
    “That’s what I’m afraid of.”
    “Ah-ah. No more morbid talk. Now, let’s see.” He patted her hip. “Step back.” She did so; Charles let out a slow whistle. “Terrific.”
    Gray looked down at the thin band of animal skin around her breasts, the long flat expanse of her bare stomach, the blousy white silk draping down to her feet. She extended her leg between the folds and smiled. “It’s slit practically up to my waist, Charles.”
    “Very sexy.”
    “Are you trying to humiliate me?”
    “Couldn’t if I tried. Whatever we put on you, the congregation will receive you with tragic seriousness.”
    Gray put her hair high on her head, slipped on her sunglasses, and billowed down the ladder.
    “Hold it,” said Charles. “Where’s that camera of yours? I want a picture.”
    Gray told him, but by the time he returned with her camera she was disconcerted. “This will have to be developed, you know.”
    Charles posed her by the ladder. “Raise your arm. Chin in the air. Come on, you’re a goddess! And let’s see that leg through the slit. Right.—Come on, what’s the problem? The pose is great, but your face looks like you’re still fourteen and your mother’s dragging you to church.”
    “I just wonder how you propose to get this photograph if you’re going to be buried here.”
    “Mail it to me,” said Charles, looking through the shutter. “Charles Corgie; The-Middle-of-Fucking-Nowhere; Africa. Or send a caravan. You’ll think of something.”
    Gray managed to smile, though wistfully. Errol knew this. He’d seen the picture: the wind catching the white chute, which trailed off to the side, her leg streaking toward the camera, and the poignant expression of a woman who hadn’t yet finished a story that gave every indication of ending badly.
    On the way to Corgie’s cathedral they processed arm in arm with Il-Ororen decked out and ululating behind them. Corgie held his rifle like a papal staff; Gray’s camera swung from her hand like an incense burner. Charles led her into the cavernous interior, with its one huge, unadorned room. The great thatched ceiling let in an uneven mat of sunlight over the dirt floor. As Il-Ororen passed into the sanctuary they went silent, threading in neat rows before the dais. Charles pulled Gray up with him on the raised platform before the crowd and waited with gun in hand for the gathering to assemble. When as many as could fit in the room were seated and still, Charles stepped forward. A baby began to cry. Charles pulled the trigger on his rifle, and the shot vibrated up through Gray’s feet. There was an echoingrumble through the crowd, though they quickly sat still again. The mother of the crying child pressed the baby to her breasts and cowered out the door. Gray looked up at the roof. There was a whole smattering of holes in the thatch the size of bullets, and when she looked down she saw they let in absurdly cheerful polka dots of sunlight at her feet.
    Deeply Charles intoned his invocation. His manner was so serious, his voice so incantatory, that it took Gray several moments to realize he was chanting a Wrigley’s spearmint-gum commercial.
    Gray stared.
    “Knock, knock!” boomed Corgie.
    “Hooz dere!” the cry came back, with the solemnity of a responsive reading.
    “Mm-mm, good!”
    “Mm-mm, good!”
    “That’s what Campbell’s soup is!”
    “Mm-mm, good!”
    Somehow Charles kept a straight face. Gray stuffed her fist in her