parents away you would come returning back,â said Sergycal, âand I was doing suspecting your parents would not being with you.â
âUnfortunately I was forced to kill them,â said Mordred.
âOf course you were. It is being your destiny,â said Sergycal. âAnd now I am doing swearing my allegiance to you, the sixteenth Lord Laclustre of Laclustre and the noble leader of the Knights Intolerant.â
âThe Knights Intolerant?â said Mordred. âWhat are, no, hold on, I thought I was the fifteenth Lord?â
âThe ninth Lord is never spoke of, for he brought terrible disgrace upon the House of Laclustre,â said Sergycal.
âHow so?â said pretty well everyone.
âHe married beneath him.â
âWhat, you mean a commoner or worse still, a peasant?â said Culvert.
âWorse,â said Sergycal. âIt grieves me to tell you that his wife had more than two legs.â
âYou donât mean he married a sheep or a horse, do you?â said Mordred.
âWorse. His wife had more than four legs,â said Sergycal, âa lot more.â
âYou mean, he married a whole flock of sheep?â
âNo. The ninthly Lord of Laclustre did marrying a centipedes,â Sergycal whispered. âNow may we please never talking of it again do. Just suffice it to say so, my lord, that you are being the sixteenth Lord of Laclustre.â
âAgreed,â said Mordred. âSo tell me, good Sergycal, who are The Knights Intolerant?â
âThey are being, my lord, an ancient and secretive order whose origins do stretching back in time go to well over a month ago,â said Sergycal, âand you, my Lord, are being the Grand Inquisitor and Sacred Annihilator.â
âAnnihilator? What are we supposed to annihilate?â said Mordred.
Annihilate was a word he loved and the idea of being the Sacred Annihilator sounded very exciting. He was, after all, very good at it for someone so young.
âThe charter of the Knights Intolerant is doing stating that we exists to annihilate two things,â Sergycal explained. âThe first is being all our enemies and the second is being wizardy wizard peoples.â
âWizards?â said Mordred. âBut arenât they useful?â
âAnd who was sending you and your parents to the Rock of Death?â 31
âKing Arthur.â
âYes, but who did the advising to him to?â
âMerlin.â
âExactlys,â said Sergycal, âand Merlin is therefore both of the things we are dedicated to annihilating being wrappered up in one. He is an enemys and he is a wizards.â
âYouâre right,â said Mordred. âYou are a great and wise servant.â
âCan anyone join?â said Captain Shortbread Silver.
âMembership is beings by invitation only,â said Sergycal.
âOh.â
âAnd you are inviteds.â
âExcellent,â said the Captain. âIs there a badge?â
âThere is indeed. And a hatly hat and a secrets handshakings.â
âAnd my neighbours, the Clapshamshires, would they be invited to join?â said Mordred.
âThat would do requiring a meeting of the Council,â said Sergycal.
âAnd who are the council?â
âWell, my lord, that would be being you and me and the goodly captain,â said Sergycal.
âThatâs it?â
âYes. And once the council have been approving the invitations, then all the Knights Intolerant are having to vote on it.â
âSo how many people does that involve?â
âWell, my lord, thereâs you and me and the goodly captains,â said Sergycal.
âThatâs it?â
âYes, my lord,â Sergycal replied. âItâs early days being today.â
âSo exactly for how long have the Knights Intolerant been in existence?â
âUmm, let me do seeing. How long ago was it since you was left
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