the rate of $50,000 a year to raise rooks. They send an ornithologist over on the concord with two cases of rook eggs packed in these shatterproof cases - they keep the shipping compartment constantly heated and all that stuff. So this guy has a new business - North American Rook Farms, Inc. He goes to work right off incubating new rooks so London will not become a rookless city. The only thing is, the London City Council is really impatient, and every day they send him a telegram that says: " Bred Any Good Rooks lately? "
---- THE HARDCASE SPEAKS STEPHEN KING From Contraband #2 In fields and christless allies the psalter is handed greedily around with purple bottles of cheap port punctuated by the sodium lightness glare of freights rising past hobo cinder gantries and pitless bramble hollows: Dukane, Grand Rapids, Cedar Forks, Harlow, Dover-Foxcroft, names from the back platform of the A-train so don't gimme that shit don't gimme that crap I'll put the hoodoo on you, I can do it, it comes in a can in 1954 in a back alley behind a bar they found a lady cut in four pieces and written in her juice on the bricks above he had scrawled PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN in letters that leaned and draggled so they called him The Cleveland Torso Murderer and never caught him, it figures all these liberals are brainless if you want to see jeans just peak into any alabaster gravel pit in Mestalinas all these liberals have hairy shirts Real life is in the back row of a 2nd run movie house in Utica, have you been there this guy with his hair greased back was drunk and getting drunker when I sat down and his face kept twisting; he cried I'm a goddamn stupid sonofabitch but doan choo try to tell me nothin I didn't he might have come from Cleveland if the stars are right I can witch you I can make your hair fall out You don't need hairy jeans to stand outside a Safeway store in Smalls Falls and watch a cloud under the high blue sky ripple the last shadows of summer over the asphalt parking lot two acres wide A real hack believes blackboards are true for myself I would turn them all soft like custard scoop them feed them to blackbirds save corn for murderers in huge and ancient Buicks sperm grows on seatcovers and flows upstream toward the sound of Chuck Berry once I saw a drunk in Redcliff and he had stuffed a newspaper in his mouth he jigged jubilantly around a two shadowed light pole I could gun you down with magic nose bullets There are still drugstore saints Still virgins pedalling bikes with playing cards affixed to the rear spokes with clothespins The students have made things up The liberals have shit themselves and produced a satchel-load of smelly numbers Radicals scratch secret sores and pore over back numbers bore a little hole in your head sez I insert a candle light a light for Charlie Starkweather and let your little light shine shine shine play bebop buy styrofoam dice on 42nd street eat sno-cones and read Lois Lane Learn to do magic like me and we will drive to Princeton in an old Ford with four retread skins and a loose manifold that boils up the graphite stink of freshcooked exhaust we will do hexes with Budweiser pentagrams and old Diamond matchboxes chew some Red Man and let the juice down your chin when you spit sprinkle sawdust on weird messes buy some plastic puke at Atlantic City throw away your tape player and gobble Baby Ruths Go now. I think you are ready.
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Harrison State Park '68 Stephen King Published in "Ubris", 1968 "All mental disorders are simply detective strategies for handling difficult life situations.'' —Thomas Szasz ''And I feel like homemade shit.'' —Ed Sanders - Can you do it ? She asked shrewdly From the grass where her nylon legs in gartered splendor made motions. - Can you do it ? Ah! What do I say? What are the cools? Jimmy Dean? Robert Mitchum? Soupy Sales? Modern Screen Romances is a tent on the grass Over a dozen