quickly down the hall. Stefan fell in beside him.
âWhere are you going?â
âI donât know,â Mack said. âBut you heard the guy. Anyone around me could be in trouble.â
âYou got no worries,â Stefan said. âYou are under my wing.â
âDude. I seriously appreciate that. But you didnât spend part of your morning grinding up poisonous snakes in a garbage disposal.â
âYou scared of that old guy? Paddy Wacky, whatever his name was?â
âYeah,â Mack said. âMaybe itâs just me, but I start getting kind of nervous when people violate the laws of physics, talking out of toilets and all. Not to mention the whole boy-made-out-of-clay thing. Call me a wuss, but my weird limit has been reached.â
âWhoâs made out of clay?â
âThe golem,â Mack said. âItâs like a medieval creature, a sort of robot made out of clay. I have one.â
Stefan nodded thoughtfully. âIf I had a robot, I wouldnât want him to be mid-evil. Iâd want one that was, like, high-evil.â
Mack decided against trying to explain further.
âWhere are you going to go?â Stefan asked.
Mack turned and walked backward, holding his hands out in a helpless gesture. âI guess Iâm going to go save the world.â
âYeah?â Stefan said. âOkay, then; Iâll go, too.â
The assistant principal stepped out of his office as they passed. âJust where do you think youâre going, Mr. MacAvoy?â
âSaving the world, sir.â
They burst through the doors outside. Waiting in the driveway, where parents in minivans would later in the day be lining up to pick up their kids, sat a very long black limousine.
Mack and Stefan came to a stop.
The rear window lowered. Inside sat a woman.
She did not appear to be armed. In fact, she was quite beautiful. Asian, Mack noticed, hair perfect, makeup perfect. Probably not dangerous. But by the same token, probably not there to pick up her kids.
âCome,â the woman said.
âYeah, I donât think so,â Mack said, backing away. âIâm not supposed to take rides with strangers. And ifthere was ever a day for me to listen to that warning, this is it.â
âI think you may change your mind,â the woman said.
âNah. Not today. Maâam.â
âLook behind you,â the woman said.
Mack did. So did Stefan, who said, âWhoa.â
Running with strange, bounding leaps, impossibly fast, impossibly impossible, were two very large grasshoppers standing upright and carrying wicked-looking battle-axes in their middle pair of legs.
âAaaahhh!â Mack yelled.
âWhoa,â Stefan agreed.
Both decided they would enjoy a ride in a limo. They snatched open the door and leaped, practically flying over the woman to land in a confused heap on the carpeted floor.
The door slammed. The window rose. The engine gunned.
One of the big insects was all over the car. It smashed its ax down on the hood. The car kept going and sideswiped the bug.
Through the darkened window Mack saw theinsect thing spin, twist, fall, and bounce right back up.
The second bug had managed to jam a hand, a claw, a whatever-it-was, through the window, which was closing with frustrating slowness.
The limo burned rubber out of the school driveway.
The window shut tight as the car took off. There was a snap like a not-quite-dry twig. The insect hand came loose and hung from the window.
The grasshoppers chased the limo for a few blocks, and if there had been any traffic, they would have caught up.
Fortunately the driver wasnât too concerned with stop signs. The bugs receded and finally gave up the chase as the limo tore through the once-safe streets of Sedona and headed for the desert.
They were well out of town before Mack lowered the window just enough to pull the bugâs arm into the car.
âCan I have that?â
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