and none is infinite.â
Scotty was the manager of Khe Shan before me. I was taken on as his assistant. Iâd been fiercely pressured by my father to follow his footstepsâheavy, brutal, as they were and join the NYPD.
Yeah, right, like hell.
I went to business college at night. Learned that school teaches you one thing: Greed rocks.
I wanted to rock.
I had a job during the day stocking shelves. And,
Get this:
Carrying customersâ bags to their cars. All I ever, Christ ever, needed to know about humiliation, being almost literally invisible.
Until,
A Friday, carrying mega-freight for a guy in his forties, driving a Porsche. Dressed casual, but rich. His casual gear wasnât from Gap, unless he owned the branch, and he had that permanent tan that drives New Yorkers nuts.
Envy? Oh, yeah.
And his shoes, those Italian jobs that mock,
âSucks being poor.â
I managed to finally get his heavy bags in the car. He never looked at me, flipped me a buck. I said,
âYouâre fooking kidding.â
He turned, levelled the bluest eyes outside of Hollywood, laughed, said,
âYouâre the help, be grateful.â
One thing genetics bestows: Iâve a temper.
My fist bunched instantly and he clocked it, asked,
âHow dumb are you, T?â
T?
He pulled out a hundred,
âThis stir your mojo?â
I gave him the look, the one that goes,
âKeep fooking with me and see how that pans out.â
Two things happened that changed my life.
One, I decked him.
Two, my boss saw me do it, rushed out, picked the dude up, muttered profuse, insincere apologies, pledging,
âHis ass is so fired.â
The guy rubbed his chin, dismissed my boss with a curt,
âLet me have a word.â
Asked,
âWhat are you going to do now, job wise?â
The hundred was still crumpled in his hand, a trickle of blood leaking from his mouth. I fessed up.
âDonât know.â
He assessed me anew, then,
âYou like clubs, as in nightclubs?â
âSure, whatâs not to like?â
âYou want to work in The Khe?â
Thatâs how famous/infamous it was. Didnât even need its full title.
Was he kidding?
âAre you kidding?â
No.
Straight up.
He was El Hombre. The guy who transformed it from a seedy mediocrity to the exclusive joint it was. He turned towards the Porsche, said,
âBe there this evening, six sharp. Wear black pants, a clip-on tie, white shirt, and shoes that fly.â
My mind was playing catch up, badly. I asked,
âClip-on?â
âYeah, the client wants to pulp you, he goes for the tie, every predictable time.â
I couldnât help it. I stared at the vanishing Franklin. He laughed.
âFor punching your new boss, youâre fined the hundred.â
As the Porsche went into its beautiful rev, I shouted,
âWhatâs T?â
âT ⦠is for Trash.â
Later, I would discover the reason for the
Unflappable
Laid back
Luded
Vibe he had.
A blend of Klonapin and Tequila. Keeps not only the demons at bay but awarded a chill of the emotions as outrider.
I duly showed up at the club and muddled through for the next few weeks. Learned the biz the hard way, by mostly screwing up. Scotty was from South Detroit, not so much street wise as street lethal. Steered me through the delicate art of handling the wise guys, as in, if they didnât pick up their tabs, let it slide until the club owner decided to act. He warned,
âIf youâre told to ask for payment directly, get yourself a very large gun.â
Added,
âIf you donât adapt to thinking outside the box, youâll be in one.â
Right.
Scotty had earned a shit-load of cash, from, as he put it,
âCreative stealing.â
Creative, I could do.
We began to hang out on our Sundays, the only day the club closed. I coerced him into coming to Shea Stadium. I didnât convert him from a Yankees fan, but I did
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